As any watcher of daytime television knows, no drama is more enthralling than those involving questions of fidelity, paternity, and responsibility. If you haven't caught a re-run of Maury in a while, we highly recommend you reevaluate what you're doing in life.
Apparently, this juicy baby daddy drama isn't limited to humans. Twitter recently experienced a meltdown over some issues of pupternity.
Twitter user Jacqueline Arguello couldn't help but notice something strange about her dog Mocca's, new litter of puppies.
They didn't, um, look too much like Mocca and her partner — a white poodle.
So, was the alleged puppy daddy really the father?
Arguello took to Twitter, posting side-by-side photos of the puppy daddy and the babies (and a photo from Maury), letting the people of Internet draw their own conclusions.
This is my dog & her baby daddy...— jayquilen (@jackiearg_) January 2, 2017
& this is my dog & her babies. pic.twitter.com/5ArMeAsMF3
What would Maury say about this?
The photos, which have been retweeted 50,000 times in just four days, immediately got involved in the dog infidelity drama.
@jackiearg_ can I take custody of one of the pups if he files for divorce— fleshy soft (@fleshsoftenerr) January 3, 2017
However, not everyone was about to let Mocca take all this heat — as it turns out, her black puppers could be a result of simple doggie genetics.
So we can't assume that any infidelity was involved. Let's just be happy for the doggo and her new, healthy babies!