I'm really not all that into burritos. Blasphemy, I know. But that's mostly because I'm trying to get Zac Efron ripped, and that's not going to happen if I'm constantly scarfing down tortillas.
Because I will be honest, I cannot control myself about the floury goodness of these flat, way-better-than-bread Mexican concoctions. I'm talking tortilla chips, strips, drowning them in dips - I can't control myself around them. I basically become a '90s kid in a snack food commercial when tortillas are involved.
Now I love tortillas, but I'm not sure I love them enough to burrito-fy myself in one of these Tortilla Towels.
The best part about this towel is that someone just decided to up and make it. The site sells no other products. No guacamole pillows, or salsa duvets - just Tortilla Towels.
Although, from a distance, it looks less like a tortilla, and kinda just list a dirty tarp.
But as you can clearly see in this video, the circular, five foot wide towel definitely looks like something you'd want filled with shredded beef.
Oh and in case you wanted to buy one to be the envy of everyone doing anything outdoors this summer - too bad. Because it's sold out.
It'll probably be back in stock soon, so just keep checking the product page and have $35 handy for when it's finally available again. Until then, just keep ragging on everyone who owns one and say it looks like a stained white throw rug.