Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick make some pretty marvelous maps - including one featuring the tastiest British place names. But by far their best is this map of Britain that only has places with rather rude names...

The North West is full of Knobs and Cum. 

The UK is full of rude place names. The North-West has a Two Butt Lane and a Pincock, while Yorkshire is arguably worse, boasting an Upperthong.
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Yes, Menlove Avenue is an actual place.

 

Scotland is surprisingly mild in comparison.

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Though they do love Bottom. 

 

Southern England is littered in profanity.

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Shag Rock. That is all. 

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Visitors to Herefordshire should keep their eyes peeled for Booby Dingle.

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Norfolk is filthy. 

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The North East is home to Bushygap. 

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And the Peak District has plenty of Cock. 

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