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Sports21 Olympic Jokes for Kids to Celebrate the Summer GamesWhen telling these jokes, just make sure you stick the landing … We mean the punchline!
Trending“I’m Doing This!” — Telemarketer Pranked by Woman Repeatedly Saying “Praise the Lord”"I can confirm that I will be doing this for the rest of my life when a telemarketer calls me."
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Humor25 People Who Probably Got Fired After "Technically" Doing Their JobSure, they didn't go above and beyond, but *technically,* these people completed the task they were asked to.
Trending“Kids Are So Honest” — Mom Caught Off Guard After Son Draws Mustache on Mother’s Day Drawing"Thank you baby *cries self to sleep while booking laser hair removal*"
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EntertainmentPeople Are Hating on Seth Rogen Again After His Controversial Hollywood Bowl ShowEveryone loves to hate when it comes to people with fame. The latest victim? Seth Rogen is now in the line of fire.
TrendingWoman's First and Last Name Combo Causes Her Grief Every Time She Gets a New JobThis woman is always reminded at new jobs that her "name does not exactly fit the company email structure." You won't believe it.
Entertainment25 Incredibly Corny and Naughty Jokes for Your ValentineIs your name Chapstick? Because I think you're da balm! (And there's plenty more where that came from!) Make Valentine's Day memorable.
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EntertainmentThe Internet Has Seen "Sunnier Days" After Trauma Dumping on 3-Year-Old ElmoElmo has definitely seen better days, but after checking on Twitter, he received thousands of tweets trauma-dumping on the poor muppet.
EntertainmentComedian Pablo Francisco Is Making a Comeback After a Low Point of His CareerComedian Pablo Francisco fell as quickly as he rose and fans are naturally wondering what he’s up to now. But what happened to him?
InfluencersTikToker Katie K Insists Comedian Mojo Brooks Owes Her an Apology, but the Internet DisagreesKatie K called out comedian Mojo Brooks on TikTok for some bad behavior, which led to some drama between them. But what’s the real story?
EntertainmentComedian Mark Curry Speaks on Returning to Television: "I'm Gonna Shock the World"Comedian Mark Curry is back in the limelight after his interview with Willie D. But what happened to him in 2007 and where is he now?
TrendingWalmart Shopper Who Pranked Service Desk with Yams for 2 Years Finally Gets CaughtA Walmart shopper pranked the customer service desk every week for nearly 2 years with yams, and they just got caught.
Trending“How Is This Even Possible?” – Husband Somehow Ruins Pillsbury Crescent Rolls, Bewilders InternetA woman showed off how her husband royally botched baking Pillsbury's ready-to-make Crescent Rolls and the internet is shocked and amused.
HumorNew Year, New Meme: The Funniest New Year's Memes and JokesThese New Year's Eve memes are way too real when it comes to resolutions, parties, and all the hopes and dreams you always have for the new year.
HumorStart 2024 off Right With 31 New Year's Eve JokesCelebrate the new year with these hilarious New Year's Eve jokes that are mostly funny because they're so true.
Humor34 Seriously Funny Adult Christmas Jokes If You're Feeling NaughtyHere are 34 jokes about Santa and Christmas for adults to enjoy over the holidays when all that wine hits. Get ready for some naughty holiday fun.
Trending“It’s Real. I Swear to God” — Maine Residents Blast Bouncers Who Don’t Think State Is an Actual PlaceA Maine resident went on a viral rant against bouncers and bartenders who, for some reason or another, have trouble believing her ID is real.
Trending“Our Lord and Saber” — Church Goer Cracks up at Jesus Photo That’s Actually Obi-Wan KenobiA man visiting a church during a holiday event is cracking TikTok up: apparently someone in the congregation thinks Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan is Jesus.
Trending“Is He a Villain in the Next Pixar Movie?” — Woman Can’t Stop Laughing at Husband’s New HaircutA woman's hilarious reaction to seeing her husband's barbershop fail is going viral on TikTok
FYI"Killer" Friday the 13th Captions to "Hack" Your InstagramIt's Friday the 13th, which means we need to post our spookiest pics on Instagram. So we've rounded up the best captions and movie quotes.
EntertainmentThe Lavender Sharpie Drama on TikTok Is More Titillating Than an Episode of 'Gossip Girl'Move over, HBO, because TikTok’s lavender Sharpie drama is the most entertaining saga in 2023 as Lavender breaks hearts and friendships.
HumorSuspect Hilariously Responds to Own Police Wanted Ad, Vows He'll Turn Himself InA suspect responded to his own Wanted Ad Post on Facebook telling cops he would turn himself in he just needed more time.
TrendingA Misspelled Wedding Fan Inspires a Hilarious Tweet Storm of Support and MemesA gay wedding’s fan has two words hilariously misspelled and to add to the humor, they’ve included a note to protect against the spelling sticklers.
Trending"She Looks Nothing Like Me" — DMV Puts Wrong Picture on Woman's Driver's LicenseA woman received another person's driver's license photo after visiting the DMV, now she's trying to find out who this mystery individual is.
Humor25 Awful Helicopter Parents Who Thought Their Kids Could Do No Wrong, According to TeachersThere are fewer things more frustrating than seeing helicopter parents let their child get away with anything.
HumorHere's Proof That the English Language Is Super Hard and Makes No SenseIf you are a native English speaker, these rules and pronunciations might be second nature to you, but if you think about it, they actually make no sense.
HumorBridesmaid Says "Bridezilla" Told Her Not to Get Pregnant After Miscarriage so She "Wouldn't Be Too Fat" for the Wedding, Sparks DebateThis AskReddit thread asked bridesmaids to share the bridezilla stories that effectively ruined their friendships.
Entertainment24 Times 'The Simpsons' Accurately Predicted The FutureIt's insane to think all the times 'The Simpsons' predicted the future.
CelebrityComedian Atsuko Okatsuka Shares She Learned English "By Watching 'Scooby-Doo'" (EXCLUSIVE)Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka spoke exclusively with 'Distractify' about her family, her career, and her record-breaking HBO comedy special.
MusicFall Out Boy's Updated "We Didn't Start the Fire" Has Spawned the Best MemesFall Out Boy released their own version of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” FOB’s rendition of the classic song spawned its share of memes.
Humor30 "Boomer Culture" Tweets That Hilariously Describe Baby Boomers PerfectlyBaby boomers are probably the easiest generation to make fun of these days...because they deserve it. These tweets perfectly, and savagely, describe "boomer culture."