I don't know why I get a kick out of corrupting childhood stories with bawdy and lewd humor, but I just do. Show me a drawing of the Ninja Turtles smoking weed, or give me a hacked version of River City Ransom for the NES with a bunch of the weapons replaced with dildos and I'll die laughing.

And when it comes to iconic children's characters, none are as innocent or ingrained in our minds than Christmas ones, especially Santa's cute and cuddly Reindeer.

Thankfully, there are a bunch of people on Twitter who think just like I do and started the #ReinderPickupLines hashtag. Because when you think about it, even Rudolph needs to get laid.


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