I love high quality toys that strive to capture a high level of detail. If it's of my favorite cartoon or videogame character I like to see that the manufacturer captured every nuance of the cherished fictitious person I plan on using in matches in my make-believe wrestling league as part of a real-life Super Smash Bros. of sorts.

But there are times when too much detail can be a bad thing.

Like this horse toy.


At first glance, it seems like an innocent horse toy. Nothing to write home about except that it has kind eyes.

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But when you turn the little guy over, you can see that the manufacturer went all out and made it very anatomically correct.

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Twitter user @atbobb posted pictures of the toy and noticed that other toys in the set didn't have the same extra...'feature'.

 


And others pointed out that even the anatomical "correctness" of the horse wasn't all that correct. Well, it'd be correct for a person.


People pointed out other issues with the details of the horse toy.

 


Others tried setting it up with other toys.


Mostly, people were just really grossed out that a kid's horse toy would be rocking a human man's penis.

 

 


It turns out that the toy manufacturer has a long, phallic history with its horse figures, as pointed out by Redditor Zeppelinfan81592.

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So if you're looking for horse figurines with this little extra detail, look no further than Battat.