I love high quality toys that strive to capture a high level of detail. If it's of my favorite cartoon or videogame character I like to see that the manufacturer captured every nuance of the cherished fictitious person I plan on using in matches in my make-believe wrestling league as part of a real-life Super Smash Bros. of sorts.
But there are times when too much detail can be a bad thing.
Like this horse toy.
At first glance, it seems like an innocent horse toy. Nothing to write home about except that it has kind eyes.
But when you turn the little guy over, you can see that the manufacturer went all out and made it very anatomically correct.
Twitter user @atbobb posted pictures of the toy and noticed that other toys in the set didn't have the same extra...'feature'.
Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail pic.twitter.com/WB7WKJQKcI— Bob Velcoro (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
The gorilla, lion, zebra, giraffe, pig, and sheep do not have dicks. Only the horse.— Bob Velcoro (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
And others pointed out that even the anatomical "correctness" of the horse wasn't all that correct. Well, it'd be correct for a person.
@atbobb that's a human dick— Quinoa Appropriator (@MattAlwayswrong) January 5, 2017
People pointed out other issues with the details of the horse toy.
@atbobb I feel like it's not even to scale tbh fail all around— Roy ? (@yavin_alliance) January 5, 2017
@atbobb Even the horse doesn't appear to understand what's going on here— internet alias (@styrovor) January 5, 2017
Others tried setting it up with other toys.
Mostly, people were just really grossed out that a kid's horse toy would be rocking a human man's penis.
@atbobb WAT?!?!— Pocket Cindy (@Pocket_Cindy) January 5, 2017
It turns out that the toy manufacturer has a long, phallic history with its horse figures, as pointed out by Redditor Zeppelinfan81592.
So if you're looking for horse figurines with this little extra detail, look no further than Battat.