The best thing about Twitter is that there's an openness and accessibility to people that just isn't available anywhere else. For example, you could tweet at Wendy's and get mercilessly roasted by them, or you could hit up Chrissy Teigen and get savagely put in your place by her too.
But because we're talking about the internet here, not every online interaction is about getting ridiculed for being stupid. No, because this is the web, people don't really have much of a filter and feel like they can talk about anything.
Like this dude who tweeted at a popular British supermarket chain about penises and donuts.
Because the donuts he purchased from Morrisons don't have holes in them, he can no longer use them in the bedroom.
Now this is disgusting. I know it is, but because the guy decided to put a whole bunch of angry faces on it, it transforms would could have easily been just a gross tweet into a gross/funny tweet. And, I beg everyone's pardon here, I think the emojis also make this nasty bit of correspondence oddly charming.
Morrisons must have thought so too, or at least thought enough of @PeeWeeMFC75's tweet to respond.
@PeeWeeMFC75 Improvise! - Cam— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
And thus began a full-fledged online conversation between a supermarket chain's PR-run Twitter account, and a customer...
@Morrisons I did I'm now in a&e with burns from the onion rings— silverfox? (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017
...about putting penises in donuts.
@PeeWeeMFC75 You didn't wait for them to cool down? - Cam— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
And things got very revealing.
@Morrisons you don't know my mrs she's very demanding cam ?— silverfox? (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017
And Morrisons stayed helpful every step of the way.
@PeeWeeMFC75 She sounds it! My advise, leave everything to chill for 2 minutes. - Cam— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
An unlikely friendship was then forged.
@Morrisons thanks cam it's nice to finally talk to someone about this— silverfox? (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017
@PeeWeeMFC75 If you need anything else, you know where I am - Cam— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
Cam and Silverfox, forever.