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J.K. Rowling Roasted Donald Trump In Response To His Fake 'Sweden Incident'

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People Are Guessing What Happened In Sweden After Trump Said There Was An 'Incident'

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Scientists Think They Found A New Continent Under The Ocean

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Donald Trump Calls Press 'Enemy Of The American People' And Twitter Responds

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Thousands Are Striking Across The Country For A 'Day Without Immigrants'

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People Thought Donald Trump Unfollowed Kellyanne Conway And Things Got Out Of Hand

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Kellyanne Conway Got Destroyed By Matt Lauer Over Michael Flynn's Resignation

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'Day Without Immigrants' Urges DC Employees To Walk Out Of Their Jobs

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Donald Trump Took His Travel Ban To 'The People's Court' On SNL And It's Hilarious

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Melissa McCarthy Returned To SNL As Sean Spicer To Give Another Angry Press Conference

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Newspaper Accidentally Uses Photo Of Alec Baldwin Instead Of Donald Trump

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Betsy DeVos Learned The Hard Way Why You Don't Ask Stupid Questions On Twitter

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Betsy DeVos Was Blocked From Entering A School By Angry Parents And Teachers

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Donald Trump's 'SEE YOU IN COURT' Outburst Is Prompting The Best Tweet Responses

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Kellyanne Conway Just Broke The Law By Telling America To 'Go Buy Ivanka's Stuff'

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People Share Memories Of Their Favorite Teachers To Protest Betsy DeVos

There has been a lot of talk lately about Betsy DeVos’ confirmation to be the next Secretary of Education. Most educators staunchly oppressed her due to her inexperience and desire to move federal funds away from public schools. 

Now that she has been confirmed many teachers are justifiably worried about what is going to happen. Are their jobs at risk? Will their school shut down? What will happen to the children? 

It is way too early to know for sure but countless former students have taken to the internet to sing the praises of their favorite teachers. Here are just 25 examples out of millions of stories.  

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Mom Calls Out Trump For Using Her Daughter's Death To Justify The Muslim Ban

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Woman Leaves Husband Of 22 Years Because Donald Trump Won The Election

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This Hero Flight Attendant Saved A Teen Passenger From Human Trafficking

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New Yorkers Cleaned Up A Subway Carriage After Someone Drew Swastikas All Over It

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Managers Share The Absolute Dumbest Way Their Employees Got Fired

I have never been fired from a job. Is it because I am a terrific employee? No. It is because I know how to hide all my fireable offenses. Here’s a tip. Hide in the bathroom. It is great for screaming, and crying, and its normal function.  

Turns out though not everyone knows all the secrets to avoid getting fired and sometimes proud fools get caught. Whether it was because they were caught drinking and smoking (Instead, smoke and drink in the bathroom), or because they were caught stealing (Instead, steal from the bathroom), or because they screaming at customers (Instead, scream at people in the bathroom.) 

Seriously it would have been very easy to hide these crimes but alas, hubris destroys even the laziest of employees.  

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Switzerland Made A Video Introducing Donald Trump To The Country In His Own Words

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Trump Wants His Female Staffers To 'Dress Like Women' So Twitter Is Showing Him What That Looks Like