1 . The fatter they get, the more they start to resemble other fat animals:
"Is this my twin?"
2 . When they lay on their side, they look like masters of seduction:
Which makes you pretty jealous, because no creature that large should look so good laying like that.
3 . They make you more confident to try on your skinny* jeans:
*Or your not-so-skinny jeans.
4 . They're always down to chill on the couch with you and binge watch Netflix:
5 . Their fat tummies are the cutest things you'll ever see:
They have so much more tummy to tickle!
6 . They're absolutely determined to fit inside of things they seem too fat for:
And more often than not, they do actually fit.
7 . They look like this when they fall over:
You try not to laugh at them, but you're only human.
8 . And they look like this when they try sitting up:
No neck. No distinguishable body parts. Just a blob.
9 . They look much more entertaining when you put them in clothing:
I think bikinis were secretly designed with fat cats in mind.
10 . Okay, maybe bikini bottoms are questionable on a cat:
11 . They have a big tendency to get stuck:
And they don't immediately ask for help. They try to get out on their own.
12 . Sometimes, they get so large, they're mistaken for Christmas trees:
13 . The phrase "more to love" comes to mind when cuddling with them:
When it's cold out, cuddling with a fat kitty helps keep you warm.
14 . They look like this when they sit on their fat little bottoms:
15 . When they stretch, their big bellies are on full display:
Which compels you to question why they look awesome fat and you do not.
16 . There is nothing funnier than watching them try to clean themselves:
17 . They do not fit into any of their own clothing:
T-shirts turn into belly shirts really fast.
18 . If you can't finish that whole pizza you ordered, they are willing to help out:
Actually, they try to eat the whole thing. You're lucky if you get a piece of pepperoni.
19 . They really, really try to force themselves into small spaces:
Fat cat in a box, much better than a normal-sized cat in a box.
20 . They encourage you to nap more:
They sleep 23 hours a day. They look so snuggly that you're always cuddling with them.
21 . If they get fat enough, they could potentially be famous:
22 . They get tired easily and it's really cute to watch:
23 . Their butts are big and round and incredible:
Human butts aren't the only thing that should inspire songs.