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Totally not breathing on the back of your neck and whispering in tongues.

17.

*Turns faucet on, waits ten seconds, turns it off* Yeah, you know who you are.

18.

The only reason this pole isn’t rolling its eyes is because it doesn’t have eyes.

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Nice try, but I've been on this earth long enough to know that the yogurt isn't actually fat-free, and that the tomato is actually a cow.
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