High school sex ed, while wholly inadequate, did give us an in-depth understanding one thing: the dangers of sexual intercourse. Many of us will never forget those nightmare-inducing diagrams and presentations about the various infections (some fatal, apparently!) we could contract from any illicit backseat-of-the-car activities.
However, in that long list of the exaggerated evils of sex, teachers forgot one other danger: property damage. If you’re really giving the deed 100% effort, things tend to get jostled around. And, sometimes, they break. Luckily, such accidents make stories.
People opened up to Whisper about the various things they’ve broken during sex… and we can’t decide if we’re horrified or inspired.