Joseph Allen
Joseph is a writer for Distractify and secretly loves watching The Masked Singer
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'Yellowstone' Has Finally Revealed the Fate of Kevin Costner's John Dutton
John Dutton's death was a shock to some 'Yellowstone' viewers who hadn't heard about Kevin Costner's departure.
"I Won't Be Returning" — Kevin Costner Explains Why He Left 'Yellowstone'
“We very rarely started when we said we would and we didn’t finish when we said we would. It wasn’t a trend that could continue for me.”
Let's Dive Into that Shocking Death in the Season Finale of 'The Penguin'
Oz's decision to kill Victor cements his status as a super villain.
Michael Bublé's Son Was Diagnosed With Cancer at Just 3 Years Old
Michael's son Noah has been in remission since 2017.
'Outer Banks' Fans Think Something Is Up Between Rudy Pankow and Madison Bailey
They may be in a feud, but it's actually unclear.
Is Alex Jones Really Going to Serve as Donald Trump's Press Secretary?
Alex Jones has accepted a job as Trump's press secretary, but it's unclear if one was even offered.
The White House Chief of Staff Doesn't Make a Ton of Money, but That's Not the Point
The chief of staff is one of the most crucial roles in the White House.
Businessman and Political Influencer Alfie Oakes Has a Sizable Net Worth
The political influencer appears to be in some financial trouble.
Macaulay Culkin's Career as a Child Actor Led Him to a Significant Net Worth
Macaulay Culkin didn't even know he was wealthy until he turned 18.
Arizona Is One of the Slowest States in the Nation at Vote Counting, but Why Is That?
Arizona counts votes slower than almost any other state.
A Poster for Macaulay Culkin's 'Cabin Alone' Is Going Viral, but Is It Real?
'Cabin Alone' is not real, but it's a movie that plenty of people want to be real.
Some Women Are Wearing Blue Bracelets to Signal That They Didn't Vote for Trump
The movement is designed to be a quiet signal for like-minded people.
McDonald's Has Confirmed That Spicy Chicken Nuggets Are Back for a Limited Time
McDonald's has brought back one of its most beloved limited time items.
Donald Trump Will Take Office for His Second Term in January of Next Year
Donald Trump will take office again in January of 2025.
Sarah McBride Honored Her Late Husband Following Her Election to Congress
Sarah McBride's husband died just four days after the two of them got married.
Black Profile Pictures Are Taking Over Facebook — What Do They Mean?
The black profile picture can have a couple of different meanings.
Democrats and Republicans Are Associated With a Color, but Where Do They Come From?
For much of both parties' histories, neither one had an official color, and that didn't ultimately matter all that much.
Endorsing Is a Huge Part of Presidential Election, but What Even Is It?
Endorsements are one part of the momentum a campaign builds.
Donald Trump Is a Convicted Felon, but He Can Still Vote in the 2024 Election
Donald Trump can vote in Florida even though he's a convicted felon in New York.
Megyn Kelly's Journey Since Leaving Fox News Has Been a Bit of a Roller Coaster
Megyn Kelly said, ironically, that Donald Trump was the reason she left Fox.
Election Days in the U.S. Are Always on a Tuesday for a Pretty Arcane Reason
Election Day has been on Tuesday since an 1845 law was passed.
Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton Divorced After About 15 Years of Marriage
Their relationship lasted more than a decade, and they had two children together.
Rashida Jones Once Wrote an Open Letter Criticizing Tupac for Going After Her Dad
Rashida criticized the rapper for going after her father.
Peanut the Squirrel's Death in New York Has Led to Outrage Across the Internet
The squirrel's death has become a viral outrage on the right.
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Has Amassed an Impressive Net Worth After the Moon Landing
Buzz's net worth is built in large part on his reputation as an Apollo 11 astronaut.
Russia Fined Google More Money Than Circulates Across the Entire World
The fine is purely symbolic, since that much money doesn't actually exist.
MrBeast Was Arrested in 2018 for Drag Racing When He Was Just 19 Years Old
A TikTok video is circulating online that seems to suggest he was taken into custody.
Yankees Fans Who Interfered With a Catch Were Banned, but Not For Life
The fans were banned from Game 5, but were not banned from the stadium for life.
Nebraska Is One of Just Two States to Split Electoral Votes, but Why Does It Do That?
The state is one of two states that doesn't award all of its electoral votes to the winner of the state popular vote.
Rosé's "APT" Is Sung Partly in Korean, but What Do the Song's Lyrics Mean?
Bruno Mars and Rosé's new song is all about having a good time.
Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum Have Reportedly Ended Their Years-Long Relationship
The news of their break up has many looking back at their entire three-year relationship.
Tim Walz Is Not a Chinese Spy, but He Did Teach in China in the 1980s
Walz spent one year teaching in China in the 1980s.
Frank Ocean Has Not Released New Music Since 2020, but Why Did He Stop?
Fans have been eager for the artist to make a comeback for years.
Explaining Ryan Girdusky's Violent Language on CNN and Why He Was Banned
Girdusky's comments made an implicit threat to another CNN panelist.
iOS 18.1 Has an Apple Intelligence Waitlist, but What's the Waitlist for?
Apple Intelligence has a waitlist to test the model's capacity.
Tony Hinchcliffe's Joke About Puerto Rico Left Many Offended and Baffled
Tony Hinchcliffe's appearance at a Trump rally makes it clear who he supports for president.
Timothée Chalamet Showed up at His Own Look-Alike Contest, and Someone Was Arrested
Timothée Chalamet didn't stick around to see whether he could've won the contest.
Fans Want to Know What the Title of Tyler, the Creator's Latest Album Means
Tyler, the Creator's new album title is a portmanteau and an invented word.
Nick Bosa Is One of the Best Paid Players in the NFL, but What Is His Net Worth?
The 49ers lineman is one of the league's highest paid defenders.
Rising Star Harris Dickinson Is Taken, and He Has Been for Several Years Now
The actor has been dating musician Rose Gray since they were teenagers.
Some TikTok Users Are Confused About the STEM Feed Showing up In Their Accounts
The STEM feed collects content on topics related to science, technology, engineering, and math.
Businessman Mike Jeffries Has Been Arrested, but Who Is His Romantic Partner?
Matthew Smith was also involved in business affairs at Abercrombie & Fitch and reviewed internal documents related to the company in spite of having no official role there.
Thirty-One Gifts Is Closing Its Doors in December, but Why Is the Brand Disappearing?
The MLM company announced that it will be closing in mid-December.
Billionaire Elon Musk's $10,000 Tiny Houses Actually Retail Starting at $60,000
Elon Musk's $10,000 house is just a fantasy, at least for the moment.
Lilian Garcia Left the WWE So She Could Take Care of Her Dad
Lilian Garcia is back as the WWE announcer, but why did she leave to begin with?
Al Pacino Is One of the Most Famous Actors Alive, but His Wealth Isn't What It Once Was
The actor has said that he faced financial difficulties in recent years.
Chris Godwin Was Carted off the Field Monday Night, but When Will He Return?
The Buccaneers head coach said that early signs don't look good for the wide receiver.
Caitlin Clark Is One of the Biggest Names in the WNBA, but Is She Leaving?
Caitlin Clark has not even hinted that she might play basketball in Europe.
Jessie Murph Is Promoting a New Song With Lyrics That Are Confusing Listeners
The phrase is part of an unreleased single from Jessie Murph.
The Steelers Benched Justin Fields in Favor of Veteran QB Russell Wilson
Justin Fields was benched by the Steelers in favor of Russell Wilson.