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Adele might not be on-stage for "an incredibly long time" after November. NewsRumors Are Swirling That a Venezuelan Gang Has Taken Over Apartments in Aurora
The apartments have not been taken over by any gang, police say. TelevisionSleeper Made a Big Impression on 'Fire Country' — Will the Character Be Back?
The fan favorite could be back again in Season 3. MoviesAngelina Jolie Plays an Opera Singer In Her Latest Movie, but Is She Actually Singing?
Angelina Jolie is playing an opera singer in 'Maria,' and she trained for months for the role. CelebrityBritney Spears's Racy Deleted Instagram Photo Has Some People Worried About Her
Britney Spears's fans are not too keen on her deleted Instagram photo. InfluencersYouTube Star Ethan Dolan Just Got Married to His Longtime Girlfriend
Ethan Dolan married his girlfriend of five years, Kristina Alice, who is herself a former influencer. FoodFood Recalls May Be on the Rise, and Some People Are Wondering What's Going On
The good news: Foodborne illness has actually been on the decline in the United States since 2009. SportsPatrick Mahomes Has Not Taken a Political Stance, but His Wife Sure Has
Patrick Mahomes has remained steadfastly apolitical throughout his career. TrendingFacebook's Icon Is Black for Some Users, Leading Some to Wonder If It's a Bug
Facebook's logo is acting strange, and no one can figure out why. TelevisionScott Baldwin Hasn't Been on 'General Hospital' Because of an Actual Hospital Visit
Kin Shriner, the actor who plays Scott, is recovering from foot surgery. CelebrityTom Girardi's Net Worth Is Falling by the Day Following His Guilty Verdict
Tom Girardi's net worth is going to fall, as most of it was stolen from clients. CelebrityArmie Hammer Said That He's Selling His Truck Because He Can't Afford the Gas
Armie Hammer said he was selling his truck because he couldn't afford to buy gas for it. SportsWilliams F1 Axed Logan Sargeant Mid-Season After a Poor String of Performances
Logan was cut from Williams F1 because he wasn't performing in 2024. EntertainmentChristopher Reeve's Children Are All Working to Maintain Their Father's Legacy
Alexandra, Will, and Matthew Reeve lead different lives but collaborate on the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation. TrendingTikTok Users Are Getting Frustrated Because Their Streaks Aren't Updating
TikTok's streak feature is broken for some, and no one knows what to do about it. MusicLiam and Noel Gallagher Are Bringing Oasis Back, but Why Did They Split Up?
Oasis broke up after years of feuding between Noel and Liam Gallagher. PoliticsWhich Democrats Have Endorsed Trump in 2024? It's a Remarkably Short List
Only a few prominent Democrats have endorsed Donald Trump in 2024. InfluencersAlix Earle Has Denied Rumors That She Trademarked Her Old Social Media Posts
Her early racist posts may have been trademarked, but she's saying they weren't. TrendingCatturd Is a Right-Wing Troll Who Has Gained Fame Thanks to His Posting
Catturd is famous across the internet, and on Twitter in particular, for his right-wing commentary and his willingness to troll everyone liberal. SportsSven-Göran Eriksson Was Married Once, and It Ended in Divorce Decades Ago
The legendary soccer manager also had a pretty legendary love life. NewsA Female Participant at Burning Man 2024 Has Died, but What Exactly Happened?
The 2024 death follows a death that occurred during last year's festival. PoliticsBeyoncé Has Not Endorsed Kamala Harris, and She Didn't Perform at the Convention
Beyoncé still has time to endorse Harris before the election comes to an end. PoliticsAnn Coulter's Net Worth Comes From Her Prominent Career in Right-Wing Media
Ann Coulter's net worth comes from decades of media appearances and book sales. PoliticsKamala Harris's Parents Divorced When She Was Quite Young, but Why Did They Split?
Kamala Harris's parents are a big part of who she is as a person. PoliticsAnn Coulter's Criticism of Tim Walz's Son Led Some to Wonder if She's a Mother
Ann Coulter's comments about Gus Walz have outraged people across the political spectrum. PoliticsPete Buttigieg Can Speak Seven Languages, Although He's Not Perfect at All of Them
Pete Buttigieg has been perceived as something of a wunderkind by those who observe politics. PoliticsThe DJ at the DNC Took Us All Through a Music-Heavy Version of the Roll Call
DJ Cassidy has already played at Beyonce and Jay-Z's wedding. FoodPumpkin Spice Lattes Are Back at Starbucks a Little Earlier Than Usual
Starbucks is bringing its fall menu back a little bit earlier than usual. CelebrityAlicia Silverstone Has Confirmed She's Alive After Eating Poisonous Fruit
Alicia Silverstone's video eating a poisonous fruit in England alarmed viewers. PoliticsJoe Biden's Youngest Daughter Ashley Introduced Him as an "OG Girl Dad"
Ashley Biden has been married for 12 years to a neuroscientist. NewsKentucky Schools Wore Pink to Honor Lucy Nash Following Her Sudden Death
Lucy Nash collapsed suddenly on her first day back to school for fourth grade. NewsNew York Lawyer Chris Morvillo Has Been Missing Since a Yacht Sank Near Italy
Chris Morvillo's ominous social media post has some interested in his disappearance. PoliticsPeople Online Are Claiming that AOC Has a "New Accent," but What Do They Mean?
AOC delivered a fiery speech at the DNC, but not everyone was thrilled by it. SportsBo Nix Left Auburn After Two Unsuccessful Seasons in a Row With the Team
Bo was recently drafted by the Denver Broncos. TrendingThe Flightless Bird TikTok Drama Is Strange, and It Keeps Getting Stranger
Flightless Bird was only on TikTok for a week, but in that time, she caused some major backlash. TrendingSSA Has a More Straightforward Definition Than You Might Have Anticipated
SSA is a clever way to get around one of TikTok's censors. Human InterestIvy Webster Was One of Six People Killed in a Horrific Murder-Suicide in Oklahoma
Ivy Webster was murdered in 2023 along with five other people. TelevisionSamantha Ponder Earned a Significant Salary From ESPN Before She Was Laid Off
Samantha Ponder was set up well by her time at ESPN, working only half the year. MoviesRegal's 'Alien: Romulus' Popcorn Buck Has Emerged as the Most Desirable Bucket
The 'Alien: Romulus' popcorn buckets are the latest in one of the big new movie trends. SportsRobert Griffin III Has a Solid Net Worth From Football Playing and Commentary
RGIII made plenty of money in the NFL, and his net worth reflects it. Reality TVAbbey Romeo From 'Love on the Spectrum' Is Fine, Despite What You May Have Heard
Abbey Romeo's mom has verified that her daughter is doing just fine. Human InterestThe DEA and LAPD Are Investigating Matthew Perry's Death, and Have Made Two Arrests
Although Matthew's death was ruled an accident, authorities have now filed charges against multiple people in connection with it. TrendingThe Word Demure Is All Over TikTok, but What Does That Word Even Mean?
Demure is all over TikTok, whether anyone knows what it means or not. CelebrityGena Rowlands Was a Legendary Actress, and She Had a Substantial Net Worth
Gena Rowlands was one of the great actresses, and she had a sizable net worth. InfluencersJames Charles Is Trending Online for the Reason You Never Want to Be Trending
A new leaked video that appears to be of James Charles is highly explicit. TelevisionSavannah Guthrie Is Taking a Break From Her 'Today Show' Anchoring Duties
Just before she took time off, she was in Paris with the rest of the Today crew to cover the 2024 Olympics. Celebrity RelationshipsBlake Lively and Leighton Meester Played Friends on 'Gossip Girl' — What Was Their Off-Screen Relationship Like?
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester worked together for years on 'Gossip Girl,' but were the two stars of the show actually friends? CelebrityAn Awkward Blake Lively Interview from 2016 Has Resurfaced Following Her New Movie
A 2016 interview has resurfaced and is causing backlash against Blake Lively. MoviesBlake Lively Was Not Pregnant on the Set of 'It Ends With Us,' but There Was Plenty of Other Drama
Blake Lively had her youngest child months before filming started. CelebrityAl Roker Is Definitely Still Alive, Despite What You May Heard on the Internet
Al Roker has faced health issues in the past, but he's still alive.