Joseph Allen
Joseph is a writer for Distractify and secretly loves watching The Masked Singer
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A Poster for Macaulay Culkin's 'Cabin Alone' Is Going Viral, but Is It Real?
'Cabin Alone' is not real, but it's a movie that plenty of people want to be real.
Some Women Are Wearing Blue Bracelets to Signal That They Didn't Vote for Trump
The movement is designed to be a quiet signal for like-minded people.
McDonald's Has Confirmed That Spicy Chicken Nuggets Are Back for a Limited Time
McDonald's has brought back one of its most beloved limited time items.
Donald Trump Will Take Office for His Second Term in January of Next Year
Donald Trump will take office again in January of 2025.
Sarah McBride Honored Her Late Husband Following Her Election to Congress
Sarah McBride's husband died just four days after the two of them got married.
Black Profile Pictures Are Taking Over Facebook — What Do They Mean?
The black profile picture can have a couple of different meanings.
Democrats and Republicans Are Associated With a Color, but Where Do They Come From?
For much of both parties' histories, neither one had an official color, and that didn't ultimately matter all that much.
Endorsing Is a Huge Part of Presidential Election, but What Even Is It?
Endorsements are one part of the momentum a campaign builds.
Donald Trump Is a Convicted Felon, but He Can Still Vote in the 2024 Election
Donald Trump can vote in Florida even though he's a convicted felon in New York.
Megyn Kelly's Journey Since Leaving Fox News Has Been a Bit of a Roller Coaster
Megyn Kelly said, ironically, that Donald Trump was the reason she left Fox.
Election Days in the U.S. Are Always on a Tuesday for a Pretty Arcane Reason
Election Day has been on Tuesday since an 1845 law was passed.
Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton Divorced After About 15 Years of Marriage
Their relationship lasted more than a decade, and they had two children together.
Rashida Jones Once Wrote an Open Letter Criticizing Tupac for Going After Her Dad
Rashida criticized the rapper for going after her father.
Peanut the Squirrel's Death in New York Has Led to Outrage Across the Internet
The squirrel's death has become a viral outrage on the right.
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Has Amassed an Impressive Net Worth After the Moon Landing
Buzz's net worth is built in large part on his reputation as an Apollo 11 astronaut.
Russia Fined Google More Money Than Circulates Across the Entire World
The fine is purely symbolic, since that much money doesn't actually exist.
MrBeast Was Arrested in 2018 for Drag Racing When He Was Just 19 Years Old
A TikTok video is circulating online that seems to suggest he was taken into custody.
Yankees Fans Who Interfered With a Catch Were Banned, but Not For Life
The fans were banned from Game 5, but were not banned from the stadium for life.
Nebraska Is One of Just Two States to Split Electoral Votes, but Why Does It Do That?
The state is one of two states that doesn't award all of its electoral votes to the winner of the state popular vote.
Rosé's "APT" Is Sung Partly in Korean, but What Do the Song's Lyrics Mean?
Bruno Mars and Rosé's new song is all about having a good time.
Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum Have Reportedly Ended Their Years-Long Relationship
The news of their break up has many looking back at their entire three-year relationship.
Tim Walz Is Not a Chinese Spy, but He Did Teach in China in the 1980s
Walz spent one year teaching in China in the 1980s.
Frank Ocean Has Not Released New Music Since 2020, but Why Did He Stop?
Fans have been eager for the artist to make a comeback for years.
Explaining Ryan Girdusky's Violent Language on CNN and Why He Was Banned
Girdusky's comments made an implicit threat to another CNN panelist.
iOS 18.1 Has an Apple Intelligence Waitlist, but What's the Waitlist for?
Apple Intelligence has a waitlist to test the model's capacity.
Tony Hinchcliffe's Joke About Puerto Rico Left Many Offended and Baffled
Tony Hinchcliffe's appearance at a Trump rally makes it clear who he supports for president.
Timothée Chalamet Showed up at His Own Look-Alike Contest, and Someone Was Arrested
Timothée Chalamet didn't stick around to see whether he could've won the contest.
Fans Want to Know What the Title of Tyler, the Creator's Latest Album Means
Tyler, the Creator's new album title is a portmanteau and an invented word.
Nick Bosa Is One of the Best Paid Players in the NFL, but What Is His Net Worth?
The 49ers lineman is one of the league's highest paid defenders.
Rising Star Harris Dickinson Is Taken, and He Has Been for Several Years Now
The actor has been dating musician Rose Gray since they were teenagers.
Some TikTok Users Are Confused About the STEM Feed Showing up In Their Accounts
The STEM feed collects content on topics related to science, technology, engineering, and math.
Businessman Mike Jeffries Has Been Arrested, but Who Is His Romantic Partner?
Matthew Smith was also involved in business affairs at Abercrombie & Fitch and reviewed internal documents related to the company in spite of having no official role there.
Thirty-One Gifts Is Closing Its Doors in December, but Why Is the Brand Disappearing?
The MLM company announced that it will be closing in mid-December.
Billionaire Elon Musk's $10,000 Tiny Houses Actually Retail Starting at $60,000
Elon Musk's $10,000 house is just a fantasy, at least for the moment.
Lilian Garcia Left the WWE So She Could Take Care of Her Dad
Lilian Garcia is back as the WWE announcer, but why did she leave to begin with?
Al Pacino Is One of the Most Famous Actors Alive, but His Wealth Isn't What It Once Was
The actor has said that he faced financial difficulties in recent years.
Chris Godwin Was Carted off the Field Monday Night, but When Will He Return?
The Buccaneers head coach said that early signs don't look good for the wide receiver.
Caitlin Clark Is One of the Biggest Names in the WNBA, but Is She Leaving?
Caitlin Clark has not even hinted that she might play basketball in Europe.
Jessie Murph Is Promoting a New Song With Lyrics That Are Confusing Listeners
The phrase is part of an unreleased single from Jessie Murph.
The Steelers Benched Justin Fields in Favor of Veteran QB Russell Wilson
Justin Fields was benched by the Steelers in favor of Russell Wilson.
The Cast of 'Back to the Future' Has Come Along Way Since the Movie Hit Theaters
The cast has dispersed since the movie's release decades ago.
Here's Why Morgan Freeman Wears a Glove on His Left Hand
“It’s the fibromyalgia. Up and down the arm. That’s where it gets so bad. Excruciating."
McDonald's Has Changed the McRib, and Many Feel That It's Not for the Better
The sandwich is now prepared in a totally different way, and some are disappointed by the change.
Peter Dinklage Used to be Vegan but Is Now Back to Eating Meat Regularly
Peter Dinklage is back to eating chicken and fish after being vegan for years.
Some Are Making a Bizarre Connection Between Beyoncé and the Death of Liam Payne
Even by conspiracy theory standards, this one is pretty thin.
Megan Marshack's Death Has Some Revisiting Her Relationship With Nelson Rockefeller
Megan Marshack was mum about their relationship for her entire life.
Tim Walz Left His Career as a Teacher Behind to Mount a Run for Congress
Throughout his political career, Walz has never lost a race.
Captain Sam Brown Was on Fire for a Minute During a Deployment to Afghanistan
Sam Brown's face was set ablaze after his humvee hit a bomb in 2008.
Liam Payne's Ex-Girlfriend Suggested That He Still Regularly Blew up Her Phone
Liam Payne's ex-girlfriend filed a cease-and-desist-order against him before his death.
Everyone Is Furious at TMZ for Publishing Photos Related to Liam Payne's Death
The tabloid retracted the photos just hours after it first published them.
