Joseph Allen
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FiveThirtyEight Closed as Part of Larger Cost Cutting at Disney and ABC
The website had already gone through other waves of layoffs.
The Hozier Yell Is All Over TikTok, but What Is the Sound Meant to Represent?
The Hozier Yell accompanies inspirational moments on TikTok.
Calls Are Increasing for AOC to Primary Chuck Schumer in New York, but Will She?
AOC is facing mounting calls to primary Chuck Schumer.
The Season 3 Finale of 'Invincible' Sets Up Potential Problem's With Mark's Suit
'Invincible's third season ended with a tease of what's to come.
Vanessa Trump Is Dating Tiger Woods, but Why Did She Divorce Donald Trump Jr.?
The couple never publicly explained why they got divorced.
Senator Chuck Schumer Has a Pretty Staggering Net Worth Given His Salary
Chuck Schumer's net worth is surprisingly high.
RFK Jr.'s Kids Are Vaccinated, Even Though He Doesn't Really Like Vaccines
RFK Jr. got his own kids vaccinated, but that doesn't mean he likes vaccines.
Elon Musk Does Not Have a Robot Girlfriend, in Spite of What You May Have Read
Elon Musk does plenty of strange things, but he does not have a robot girlfriend.
Mae Whitman Kept the Identity of Her Baby’s Father, Carlos Valdes, a Secret for 6 Months
Mae Whitman and Carlos Valdes played lovers on Hulu's 'Up Here' before welcoming their first child, Miles.
Jason Day Withdrew from the Players Championship Over an Unspecified Illness
Jason Day stepped away from the Players Championship at the last possible minute.
Oliver Miller's Net Worth Came From More Than a Decade of NBA Basketball
Oliver Miller's death came after a battle with cancer.
Comedian Rosie O'Donnell's Net Worth Reflects Her Remarkable Career Success
Rosie O'Donnell's net worth comes from decades in entertainment.
Trump Wants to Dismantle the Department of Education, but What Does That Mean for Student Loans?
Student loans have not been at the forefront of Donald Trump's agenda.
Trump Posted an Article Featuring a Crossed out Pink Triangle, but What Is That?
The symbol was used by the Nazis to identify homosexuals.
Ben Bylett Left 'Australian Survivor' Unexpectedly, and Now We Know Why
Ben Bylett left 'Survivor' unexpectedly after getting sick.
Donald Trump's White House Tesla Purchase Was Designed to "Celebrate" Elon Musk
Trump bought a Tesla on the White House lawn for $80,000.
Senator Mark Kelly's Wife Gabby Giffords Was in Politics Long Before He Was
Mark Kelly's wife has an even more incredible story than the retired astronaut.
Elon Musk's Net Worth Is Dropping as Tesla's Stock Price Continues to Slide
Elon Musk's net worth has fallen precipitously in 2025.
Dylan Mulvaney Has Alluded to Her Dating Life, but Who Is She Actually With?
Dylan Mulvaney has been open about her sex life, but won't say who she's dating.
A Hacktivist Group Made X Unusable for Much of Monday to Protest Elon Musk
Anonymous is one of several groups taking credit for hacking X.
Lauren Klein Left 'Spring Baking Championship' Early, Preventing an Elimination
The baker had to leave the show early after an illness.
Joni Mitchell Has Always Defended Her Use of Blackface, in Spite of the Controversy
Joni Mitchell's history of blackface is something she's defended for years.
Mark Carney and His Wife Have Been Together for More Than 30 Years
Mark Carney has four daughters and has been married for decades.
Mastodon Guitarist and Vocalist Brent Hinds Is Leaving the Band After 25 Years
Brent Hinds doesn't like heavy metal, which is a problem because that's what his band plays.
Mark Carney Is Canada's Next Prime Minister, but When Will He Be Sworn In?
The Liberal Party leader will be prime minister for most of 2025.
'Naked and Afraid' Star Sarah Danser Died at Just 34 Following a Car Accident
Sarah Danser died following a car crash in Hawaii.
Gavin Newsom Is a Practicing Catholic, and He Really Wants to Be President
Gavin Newsom's religious beliefs have informed his life in public service.
Following Another SpaceX Starship Explosion, What Is SpaceX's Failure Rate?
SpaceX rockets seem to keep blowing up, but is that really true?
Warriors Guard Brandin Podziemski Left the Game Against the Nets with Back Pain
He left the Warriors-Nets game with an injury, but it's apparently not serious.
Kansas City Radio Host Johnny Dare Is No Longer on the Air at 98.9 The Rock
The show was on the air for 32 years in the Kansas City area.
Rep. Al Green Was Censured in the House, but What Does That Mean for Him?
If Green could do it all over again, he'd probably heckle Trump again.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Is Not Currently Suing 'The View'
Karoline Leavitt isn't suing 'The View,' but they haven't always gotten along.
'7th Heaven' Actor Stephen Collins Is the Subject of a Startling New Documentary — Where Is He Now?
The actor has been out of the public eye for more than a decade.
Elon Musk's Schedule Didn't Afford Him the Time or the Patience to Learn Violin
Elon Musk cannot play the violin, and he's even said so on the record.
'Happy Gilmore 2' Is Coming to Netflix in 2025, and Fans Are So Excited
'Happy Gilmore 2' is set to hit theaters almost 30 years after the first movie.
Roy Ayers Had a Solid Net Worth That Came From Decades in the Music Business
Roy Ayers's net worth comes from his decades of working in music.
Some Consumers Are Beginning a 40-Day Boycott of Target Over Its DEI Policies
Target's DEI rollback has not been great for business.
Elon Musk's Haircut Reminds Some People of One of History's Worst People
Elon Musk doesn't really have a new haircut, but that didn't stop people from making fun of him.
Donald Trump's "Pocahontas" Nickname for Elizabeth Warren Has Been Around for Years
Trump's nickname dates back to a controversy from the 1980s.
A Major Character Death Helps to Reset the World of 'Daredevil' for 'Born Again'
'Daredevil: Born Again' kicks off its first season with a major character death.
Rep. Al Green Was Removed From the Joint Congressional Address for Heckling Trump
Al Green wanted to make it clear that Trump did not have a mandate.
Jimmy Johnson Is Retiring, but How Much Was He Getting Paid By Fox Sports?
Jimmy Johnson's salary is not public, but his net worth is quite high.
The Trump Tariffs Are Here, but What Will They Mean for the Cost of Stuff?
Trump's new tariffs could make basically everything more expensive.
Adam Sandler Decided to Wear Shorts to the Oscars, but It Was for a Bit
Sandler's dressed down bit probably had nothing to do with President Zelenskyy.
Joy Taylor Has Been 'Sidelined' From 'Speak,' but Why Is She off the Air?
Joy Taylor is no longer on 'Speak' thanks to a lawsuit.
Hasan Piker Was Banned From Twitch Over a Violent Comment He Made on a Stream
Hasan Piker's Twitch ban appears to be temporary, but we don't know how long it will last.
8647 Is a Form of Silent Political Protest, but What Does It Actually Mean?
8647 is a form of quiet resistance for anti-Trump America.
Mike Myers Was Canadian and Proud During His Recent Appearance on 'SNL'
Mike Myers's "elbows up" message was meant to signify a fighting posture.
Adrien Brody Is Currently Dating Harvey Weinstein's Ex-Wife Georgina Chapman
Adrien Brody's relationship with Georgina Chapman has been going strong for five years.
Hulu's Livestream Cut off the Oscars Right Before the Biggest Awards of the Night
Hulu cut off the Oscars early because of a scheduling SNAFU.