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Seeding is hugely important for the path to the Super Bowl. Celebrity RelationshipsZendaya Sparked Engagement Rumors With One of Her 2025 Golden Globes Rings
A ring has some speculating about their relationship status. CelebrityDrag Performer The Vivienne Has Died at Just 32, but How Did They Die?
Tributes are coming in to The Vivienne's legacy as a performer. Human InterestScientology Whistleblower Mike Rinder Has Died at 69, but How Did He Die?
Rinder left Scientology in 2007 and dedicated the rest of his life to battling the church. SportsJason Kelce's In-Laws Are Philadelphia Locals, as Is His Wife Kylie Kelce
Kylie's podcast has been a major success. PoliticsThe House Speaker Election Is Unpredictable, but Hakeem Jeffries Is Unlikely to Win
It's possible, but that doesn't mean it's super likely. PoliticsThe Speaker of the House Race Could Be Greatly Affected by Anyone Voting Present — Here’s Why
It's the "narrowest House majority in nearly 100 years." CelebrityThe Osmond Siblings Are Mourning the Loss of Their Brother, Wayne, Who Was 73
Wayne Osmond was the first Osmond sibling to die. EntertainmentTerry Crews Is Alive and Well in Spite of What You May Have Heard Online
The comedian is alive and well, despite what you've seen online. EntertainmentKennedy Heir Jack Schlossberg Has Addressed His Justin Baldoni Feelings
Schlossberg may be joking, but he suggested that he would represent Justin in court. FYIWhat Does "Raw, Next Question" Mean, and Why Is the NSFW Comment All Over TikTok?
The comment is dirty, and that's how posters like it. Human InterestMatthew Livelsberger's Wife Was Apparently Part of an Anti-Trump Facebook Group
The cybertruck suspect's wife was once very anti-Trump. SportsArizona Running Back Cam Skattebo Shakes His Head During Games as an "OCD Thing"
The Arizona running back said that he is perfectly healthy. FYIThe TikTok Ban Is Approaching — When Is the Last Day for TikTok in the U.S.?
The ban could go into effect as early as January of 2025, but that's not a guarantee. SportsNHL Star Jonathan Toews Disappeared Over Health Issues, but What Happened to Him?
Jonathan has been on a healing journey for the past two years. EntertainmentNikki Glaser Relentlessly Attacked a 'Rolling Stone' Reporter on Her Podcast
Nikki seems to have bothered by a woman at the Eras Tour for no real reason. EntertainmentAbigail Breslin Says She Was Called "Hysterical" For Calling out Aaron Eckhart's Behavior
Abigail said that she was afraid to be in scenes alone with Aaron. SportsTua Tagovailoa Didn't Play Against the Cleveland Browns Because of a Hip Injury
Tua Tagovailoa didn't play during week 17 because of a hip injury. FYIYour Google News Feed Looks Different, but It's Probably Not Your Fault
Google News is governed by a confusing algorithm. PoliticsFormer President Jimmy Carter's State Funeral Will Be Held In Early January
Like all former presidents, Carter will get an official state funeral. EntertainmentLinda Lavin's Death Has Left Some Wondering Whether the Actress Had Children
The actress played a single mom, but she never had children of her own. Celebrity Relationships'High School Musical' Actor Bart Johnson Is Married to One of Blake Lively's Sisters
Bart Johnson has been married to Robyn Lively for more than 20 years. InfluencersScarlet Vas Just Gave Birth, but Is the Popular OnlyFans Model Married?
The OnlyFans model has an unusual relationship. CelebrityAinsley Earhardt's Net Worth Isn't Quite as Substantial as Her Fiancé's
The Fox News co-host has been with the network since 2007. Celebrity RelationshipsFox News Hosts and Partners Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt Have a Sizable Age Difference
Hannity and Earhardt have reportedly been dating quietly for years. MusicRobert Zimmerman Changed His Name to Bob Dylan, but Why Did He Make That Change?
Dylan went through a number of names before landing on the one he's known for. Television'Squid Game' Season 2 Is Here, but Will There Be a Third Season of the Netflix Hit?
The second season left plenty of questions a third season could answer. EntertainmentHallmark Star Lacey Chabert Has Amassed a Tidy Net Worth From Her Career
The actress has starred in more than 40 Hallmark movies. PoliticsWhat Would NHL Legend Wayne Gretzky's Politics Be as Canadian Prime Minister?
He has espoused conservative politics for almost a decade. Celebrity RelationshipsJets Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Has a New Girlfriend, but She's a Mystery
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Trump has a couple reasons to be interested in the crucial waterway. PoliticsThe Matt Gaetz Texts Are Just as Incriminating as You Might Have Suspected
The texts suggest that Gaetz was sometimes unwilling to pay for sex. Celebrity RelationshipsLily Allen and David Harbour Appear To Have Called it Quits on Their Marriage
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The Yamcha pose has been a famous meme for more than a decade. SportsThe Chargers Tried a Fair Catch Kick for the First Time in Almost 50 Years
The obscure rule was invoked by the Chargers in their Dec. 19 game. Human InterestLuigi Mangione Is Getting Some Superman Comparisons After His Escort Photo Went Viral
Luigi Mangione is already a folk hero, and now some people are comparing him to Superman. TelevisionWFTV Meteorologist Brian Shields May Not Be Coming Back to the News Station
Brian Shields is still doing forecasts but not on TV. PoliticsElon Musk's "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" Tweet Has Lots of People Really Confused
The phrase was part of Elon Musk's celebration after killing a spending bill. MoviesSuperman's Dog Is a Big Part of the First Trailer for 'Superman,' but Who Is Krypto the Superdog?
Krypto has been a part of Superman canon since back in the 1950s. NewsThe Teamsters Union Launched a Strike Against Amazon Just Before the Holidays
The strike is designed to have maximal impact over the holidays. EntertainmentFans Are Outraged Over Netflix's Use of AI to Recreate Christopher Nolan's Vocie
The celebrated filmmaker has long vowed not to work with Netflix. EntertainmentParis Hilton Spent 23 Days in Jail in 2007, Calling It a "Traumatic Experience"
Paris Hilton's time in jail was a low point in a tumultuous public life. FYISome People's Houses Are Blurred on Google Maps Without Them Requesting It
Google can blur a home out for basically any reason. EntertainmentSteve Harvey Is Still Alive and Well in Spite of What You May Have Heard
The TV host is just the latest celebrity to be part of a death hoax. SportsLogan Paul and Conor McGregor Are Set to Meet in the Ring, but What Do They Weigh?
Logan Paul has a definite weight advantage over his future opponent. GamingJake Future Was Born With His Condition, but Faked Footage of Him Is Confusing Some
The streamer hosted a toy drive, and almost none of the people he invited showed up. CelebrityDespite What You May Have Heard, the Kardashians Are Not Buying TikTok
She's not quite rich enough to be able to afford it. PoliticsChrystia Freeland Resigned from Canadian Government, but Who Is Her Husband?
The finance minister resigned after conflicts over U.S. tariffs. Human InterestPeople Are Sharing Alibis for Luigi Mangione on Their Social Media Feeds
The memes are designed to provide cover for Mangione.