Robin Zlotnick
Chief Content and Copy EditorLocation: New York City, New York, United StatesEducation: Emerson CollegeRobin Zlotnick is a writer and editor who has worked in digital publishing for many years. Before joining 'Distractify' full-time in 2020, Robin worked in the editorial departments of companies like Guff and Brainjolt Media. There, she wrote fun listicles and quizzes, jumped on breaking celebrity news stories, and copyedited her heart out. A grammar nerd through and through, Robin relishes any opportunity to roll up her sleeves and get down and dirty with syntax, style guides, and yes, Oxford commas.
She writes and publishes humor and short fiction in her spare time in journals and literary magazines like 'McSweeney’s Internet Tendency,' 'The Belladonna,' 'Rejection Letters,' 'X-R-A-Y,' and more. Robin lives in New England with her husband and the greatest dog in the world.
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Kit Harington Reveals Where Jon Snow Went at the End of 'Game of Thrones'
At the end of the finale, we see Jon Snow on horseback riding with the Wildlings north of the wall. But what does that mean? Kit Harington reveals all in a new interview.
15 Home Designs That Are a Real Estate Agent's Nightmare
Turns out not all homes are perfectly designed. Between the carpeted bathrooms, the off-center chandeliers, and the doors that lead nowhere, you won't be able to handle these home design fails.
This Woman Had the Time of Her Life With Her New Label Maker
Joe Arroyo and his wife bought his sister a label maker as a wedding gift. She went crazy labelling everything in the most hilarious way she could.
20 People Share the Things That Only People With Siblings Will Understand
Life with siblings is very different from life as an only child. People on Reddit are sharing the things you can only possibly understand if you have siblings.
15 Restaurant Servers Share the Worst Dates They've Ever Witnessed
Restaurant servers are primed to witness the worst of the worst when it comes to dates.
A Guy Got Angry His Sister Got a New Tattoo Months Before His Wedding
He's getting married in a few months, and she's already heavily tattooed. She didn't think getting a new tattoo would be a huge deal. But it was.
Runaway Brides Tell the Stories of How and Why They Fled the Scenes of Their Own Weddings
Sometimes people don't realize they're making a mistake until it's almost too late.
Bridezilla Makes Friend Travel for Bachelorette Party the Weekend of Her Grad School Finals
This bride was not going to allow her friend to miss her bachelorette party, even for grad school finals. The demands of brides are getting way out of hand, and this story is no exception.
Man Shares Story of Supportive High School Teacher Who Helped Him When Times Were Tough
She was known as a tough teacher, but she was there for him when no one else was during high school.
Driver License Testers Share the Craziest Things People Have Done to Fail Their Tests
Driving instructors and testers of Reddit came together to share the crazy things they've seen people do on the test course.
Sean Astin Went Viral for No Reason Other Than That He Is Delightful
Sean Astin went viral on Twitter simply for the fact that people appreciate the work he does, and it was lovely to see.
Woman's Family Is Pressuring Her to Give up Wedding Venue to Her Pregnant Sister
They argue that since she's pregnant she needs the venue, which this woman had booked three years in advance, more than her own sister.
Young People Think the Old-School Save Icon Is a Vending Machine
Some young person thought that the save icon on their Microsoft Excel program was a vending machine. Old people everywhere immediately cried.
This Whole Classroom of Kids' Names Is Going Viral Because They're So Ridiculous
Parents these days are so hell-bent on giving their kid a "special" name that they end up naming them nonsense words like "Brantley."
15 Hilarious Texts from Pregnant Women Who Are Feeling All the Feels
Pregnant woman have needs. Luckily, those needs can easily be expressed in hilarious texts to loved ones.
People Share the Celebrity Conspiracy Theories They Believe Are True
What's the deal with Tom Cruise and Scientology? What's the connection between Beyoncé and the Illuminati? Redditors are sharing the crazy celebrity conspiracy theories they believe are totally true.
20 Side-by-Side Photos of Brides Before and After Having Their Wedding Makeup Done
These makeup artists went all out to transform their brides for their big days. Some of these women look totally different.
Mom Learned From a Work Email That Her Daughter Changed Her Name in Her Phone to "Poop Your Pants"
This mom was not aware that her daughter asked Siri to change her own name to "Poop Your Pants" in her phone until she got a work email and her "new name" was everywhere.
Strip Club Empire Plans to Send Exotic Dancers to Area 51
The Area 51 raid that's been planned on Facebook is, apparently, actually happening, and one strip club owner wants to send his dancers along with the two million people on Facebook who say they're going.
Teenager's Lung Collapses After Vaping for 18 Months
Chance Ammirata needed emergency surgery because his lung was so damaged after using a Juul. He's now urging people to give up vaping.
Woman Tries to Reach Her Baby Daddy By Graffitiing All Over Town
What do you do when you can't get the attention of the man who got you pregnant? In this case, you vandalize a whole town with messages for him.
This Adorable Lifelong Romance Was Predicted Years Ago...on Twitter
She tweeted the whole journey, from his first suspicious DM to the first day they met, on which she predicted that she would marry him. She was right.
Two Jerks Were Rude to a Waiter So Their Boss Made Them Pay $3K Bill
These two dudes thought they would get away with treating their waiter like garbage, but their boss wasn't going to let that happen.
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This Twitter thread is full of people sharing the everyday tasks they simply never learned to do.
Women Share the Most Irrational Things They've Done Because of Hormones
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People Are Sharing Truly Hilarious Texts From Their Parents
Texts from parents are one of the most reliable sources of comedy on the planet.
This Teacher's Most Disruptive Student Is the Future King of Comedy
Erica Buddington took to Twitter to tell us all about "Stan," her most hilarious student. This kid deserves a career in comedy.
The Official List of What People From Each State Are Called Is Causing Controversy
Someone found the government's official list of what to call residents of each of the 50 states. Some of them are surprising.
Older Couples Who Didn't Have Children Share How They Feel About Their Decision
Having children isn't for everyone. Older couples who, for whatever reason, didn't end up having children, share whether or not they regret their decision.
This Viral Math Equation Is the New 'The Dress'
People all over the internet are arguing about the correct answer to this seemingly simple math equation.
'Not a Wedding Photographer' Captures the Chaos and Mess of Real Weddings
Ian Weldon is adamant that he is not a wedding photographer. He is a documentary photographer who photographs weddings, in all their messy realness.
Experienced Travelers Share Their Best Advice for Getting Through Long Flights
If you are going to be traveling on a long flight, you will want to take note of these tips and tricks to ensure you have the most comfortable trip possible.
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This Woman Takes in Abandoned Hospice Dogs to Make Their Last Days Their Best
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'Friends' is turning 25 this year, so Warner Bros. has created an immersive pop-up experience in New York for fans to celebrate the show.
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Turns out what men think women want isn't always what women actually want. Who knew?
Ed Sheeran Spent Millions to Buy Out His Complaining Neighbors
Ed Sheeran has been buying up the properties around his house because his neighbors complain too much, and because he can.
Buffet Workers Share Their Absolute Worst Horror Stories
From unsanitary conditions to people trying to game the system, these buffet horror stories will leave you feeling queasy.
Disney's 'Recess' Is Getting a Live-Action, Fan-Made Sequel Film
We have no idea what became of TJ, Spinelli, and the rest of the 'Recess' crew once they went to high school. Until now.
Influencers Are Getting Sick After Swimming in a Toxic Lake for the 'Gram
How far is too far to go for the perfect Instagram photo? The latest Insta trend has influencers swimming in a blue lake... which is full of toxic sludge.
People Are Sharing the Hilarious Reasons They Got Kicked out of Disney
People are sharing the crazy things they did to get kicked out of Disney, from setting mouse traps to telling the truth about Pocahontas.
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Forever 21 in Hot Water for Sending Atkins Diet Bars in Plus-Size Order Packages
Forever 21 is being put on blast for sending Atkins diet bars in its packages as a "brand partnership." Many find it discriminatory and even dangerous.
Woman Gets Text from Ex the Night Before His Wedding Thanking Her for Loving Him
When Alexa received a text from her ex the night before his wedding, she was skeptical at first. But what he said just made her extremely emotional.
A Woman Plans to Marry a 91-Year-Old Chandelier Named Lumiere
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15 People Share Their Most Disastrous Beach Fails of All Time
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Gizmo the chihuahua was minding his own business when a large seagull swooped down and flew off with him. The pet pup still has not been found.
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The survery found that 52 percent of people admit they kiss their dogs more than their human partners.