Robin Zlotnick
Chief Content and Copy EditorLocation: New York City, New York, United StatesEducation: Emerson CollegeRobin Zlotnick is a writer and editor who has worked in digital publishing for many years. Before joining 'Distractify' full-time in 2020, Robin worked in the editorial departments of companies like Guff and Brainjolt Media. There, she wrote fun listicles and quizzes, jumped on breaking celebrity news stories, and copyedited her heart out. A grammar nerd through and through, Robin relishes any opportunity to roll up her sleeves and get down and dirty with syntax, style guides, and yes, Oxford commas.
She writes and publishes humor and short fiction in her spare time in journals and literary magazines like 'McSweeney’s Internet Tendency,' 'The Belladonna,' 'Rejection Letters,' 'X-R-A-Y,' and more. Robin lives in New England with her husband and the greatest dog in the world.
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Hulu Is Raising Its Prices for Live TV Service
Hulu has announced that its Live TV price is increasing starting in December, going up $10 from $44.99/mo to $54.99/mo.
20 Disney Channel Original Movies We Hope to See on Disney Plus
Sure, Disney's new streaming service will have lots of new content, but what we really want to revisit is the best old Disney Channel Original Movies.
25 People Share the Sexiest Moments That Exist on Disney Plus
People are sharing GIFs and pics of the sexiest things you can see if you subscribe to Disney Plus. It's too much...in all the ways.
This Man Got His Amazon-Loving Wife a Package Cake for Her Birthday
Emily has a habit of ordering a lot of things from Amazon, so her husband got her a cake shaped like an Amazon package for her birthday.
Guy Kept Ordering Cardboard Boxes from Amazon and Getting Bags of Granola Instead
All Dave Meslin wanted was a 25-pack of brown cardboard boxes. But he mysteriously kept getting bags of granola instead.
People Are Freaking Out About How Adorable Fat Pikachu Is
The new Pokémon games 'Sword' and 'Shield' have introduced Fat Pikachu, and he's the new star of the internet. Get a look at the chubby Pikachu.
Build-a-Bear Adds Massive, Adorable Snorlax Pokémon Plush That You Can Buy Now
Build-a-Bear is now selling a new Snorlax plush as part of a partnership with 'Pokémon: Sword' and 'Shield' that's large and in charge and very sleepy.
The Best, Most Hilarious Tweets About Harry and Meghan Leaving the Royal Family
Harry and Meghan shocked the world when they announced on Instagram that they'd be stepping away from the royal family. Twitter had the jokes.
Alex Trebek Is Back at 'Jeopardy!' After Cancer Treatment and Everyone Is Psyched
Alex Trebek announced that he is done with chemotherapy and will be back for the next season of 'Jeopardy!" Fans are obviously thrilled.
Three 'Jeopardy!' Contestants Couldn't Answer an Obvious Question About Tom Hanks and People Are Freaking Out
Apparently, there is an excuse other than the fact that three people smart enough to get on "Jeopardy!" couldn't identify America's favorite actor.
Here's How the 'Jeopardy!' GOAT Tournament Will Name Its Winner
How will the 'Jeopardy!' Greatest of All Time tournament of champions work? James Holzhauer, Ken Jennings, and Brad Rutter are back and ready to win.
Britney Spears Has a Strange Connection to the Cast of Netflix's 'Tiger King'
Turns out Doc Antle provided the tiger for Britney's iconic 2001 VMA performance, and Carole Baskin seems to appear in a pic with Britney at the 2002 VMAs.
39 'Expectation vs. Reality' Posts Where the Reality Actually Exceeded Expectations
Usually, expectation vs. reality pictures are disappointing and elicit "Womp, womps" from everyone. These are the total opposite!
'Long Island Medium' Star Victoria Caputo Got Her Wedding Dress at Kleinfeld Bridal
Victoria Caputo's wedding is coming up. Here's everything we know about her marriage to Michael Mastrandrea. Keep reading for more!
Matthew Lewis Trolled 'Harry Potter' Costar Tom Felton for Saying Aging Sucks
Tom posted a picture of him today next to a picture of himself as Draco Malfoy when he was younger and captioned it, "Aging's a b---h." Matthew Lewis responded, "Speak for yourself lad!"
Friends and Fans Pay Moving Tribute to Alex Trebek on Twitter
'Jeopardy!' Host Alex Trebek was in our homes for many years, a calm, authoritative voice of reason and an example of true character.
The Mystery of the Missing Contractor: What Happened to Lenny on 'Good Bones'?
What happened to Lenny on 'Good Bones'? He was their trusty contractor and a member of the family, and he seems to have disappeared from the show.
L.A. Mayor Shut Off Power at TikTok Star Bryce Hall's House for Throwing Parties During Pandemic
L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti authorized the shutoff of all power to the rented home of Bryce Hall and his roommates, all TikTok stars, because they were throwing large parties during the pandemic.
Kim Kardashian Accused of Cultural Appropriation for Trying to Trademark 'Kimono'
Kim Kardashian cam under fire for trying to trademark the word "kimono" for her shapewear line. This isn't the first time she's been accused of cultural appropriation.
Kim Kardashian's Christmas Decorations Are Definitely... Something
Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity to go weird with their Christmas decorations. You have to see them. They are...so strange.
Kim Kardashian Has — Yet Again — Been Accused of Blackface
Kim Kardashian has once again been accused of blackface, this time for a magazine cover photo shoot. Get all the details on the drama here.
These "If 2020 Was..." Memes Perfectly Describe This Dumpster Fire of a Year
2020 has been...not great, to say the least. And people have started roasting this terrible year by comparing it to truly horrifying objects. It's kind of perfect.
Man Who Was Delivered Wrong Burrito Found the Person It Was Supposed to Go to on Twitter
One Twitter user got the wrong delivery order from Seamless, so he found the person it was supposed to go to and apologized publicly. It became the best interaction this year.
Grandparents Sent Life-Size Cardboard Cutouts of Themselves to Family for Thanksgiving
Missy and Barry Buchanan knew they wouldn't be able to get together with family this year because of the pandemic, so they sent life-size cardboard cutouts of themselves instead.
Rudy Giuliani's Head Seemed to Be Leaking Hair Dye During a Press Conference
Viewers noticed that a dark stream of liquid was dripping down the side of Rudy Giuliani's face during his lie-laden press conference.
This Ridiculously Specific Nanny Job Is Definitely Worth More Than the Meager Payment Offered
A super specific, super detailed job posting for a nanny has so many requirements that they're never going to find someone who fits all of them...especially not for $13 an hour.
Little Kid Snatches and Eats Every Ingredient While Cooking With Mom in Viral Videos
Cooking With Cade is about to be your new favorite cooking show. Not much cooking gets done, but Cade is adorable.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is So Muscular That He Couldn't Fit in a Sports Car While Filming a Movie
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson posted a picture of himself standing next to a car that he says he was too big to fit in while filming his latest movie.
Man in ICU Only Recognizes Severity of COVID Crisis After a Nurse Tells Him What She's Experienced
Ashley usually doesn't tell her patients how bad things are, but this man didn't believe COVID was that serious. So she unloaded, and it was only then that he changed his mind.
Man Creates Totally Accurate Movie Sound Effects Using Everyday Objects
Charlie S. Cooke has gained a huge audience on TikTok for his videos in which he uses everyday objects to recreate some iconic movie sounds.
Nurse Describes 'Horrific' Conditions at El Paso Hospital, Where Sickest Patients Were Left to Die in a 'Pit'
Lawanna Rivers is a travel nurse who has been on five different COVID assignments since April. She says she's never seen anything like what she experienced in El Paso.
'Home Alone 2' Director Says Donald Trump 'Bullied His Way Into the Movie'
Director Chris Columbus said Trump told them the only way they could use the Plaza Hotel for the movie was if he had a cameo in it.
Stressed Bride Complained That Her Dress Looked Nothing Like the Picture, But It Was Inside Out
Deux Aubrey was so upset her wedding dress didn't look like the pictures when she tried it on. But she was missing one big thing.
Owner Tracks Cat and Discovers She Regularly Visits 5 Different Homes
Some people just wonder where their cats go when they wander out of the house. But Aoife McAleer decided to do something about it.
Man Who Wanted to be 'Injected' with COVID to Prove It Wasn't Serious Dies from It
The Minion Death Cult Podcast, a podcast that explores political extremists, especially on Facebook, shared the tragic story.
PETA and Baltimore Seafood Restaurant Feud With Dueling Billboards
Jimmy's Famous Seafood has been going after PETA for years. Since 2018, the feud has heightened from a Twitter war to dueling billboards.
Guy Lost a Bet and Has to Eat 10,000 Calories a Day for a Year — His Wife Is Not Happy
He knows it's a poor decision, but he thinks "guy code" comes above everything else. His wife is furious.
People Raise More Than $130,000 for 29-Year-Old Single Foster Dad Who Adopted 5 Siblings
Robert Carter knew what it was like to be separated from your siblings, and he didn't want that to happen to this family.
Keto Mom Refuses to Prepare Carb-Heavy Dinners for Her Husband and Kids
She keeps carbs in the house and often makes a side for her husband and her kids to have. She just doesn't want to make an entire carb-based meal if she can't eat it.
Man Who's Very Much Not an Artist Draws Hilariously Bad Pet Portraits to Raise Money for Charity
He goes by Hercule Van Wolfwinkle and his pet portraits are hilariously bad, but he's doing it all to raise money for charity.
Dad Refuses to Name His Daughter 'Karen' Because of the Meme
'Karen" has become a name associated with difficult or problematic white women with "speak to the manager" energy, and this dad didn't want to give his daughter that name.
Dad Built Secret 'Harry Potter' Alley Behind Daughter's Wardrobe
The tiny shops are exactly Ella-sized and incredibly accurate. This guy just won dad of the year.
Woman's Obituary Says in Lieu of Flowers, 'Do Not Vote for Trump'
Georgia May Adkins was 93 years old when she died of a stroke. Her last request was that you do not vote for Trump in this upcoming election.
What Was the Most Popular Halloween Costume the Year You Were Born?
Spirit Halloween shared the most popular Halloween costumes for every year since 1983.
Shelter Dresses Pups up as 'Senior Petizens' to Draw Attention to Their Older Dogs
The Flagler Humane Society in Florida thought of a great way to advertise their senior dogs. They did a photoshoot where they dressed the dogs up as adorable 'senior petizens.'
Farm Sanctuary Connects Injured Animals to Kids With Special Needs
Safe In Austin is a farm sanctuary that helps kids with special needs by letting them interact with injured rescue animals.
93-Year-Old Woman Receives Diploma 75 Years After Being Forced to Quit High School
Eileen Delaney was forced to quite school to go to work to help support her family. On her 93rd birthday, she was given an honorary diploma.
Doctor in India Dances for COVID-19 Patients in Heartwarming Viral Video
Dr. Arup Senapati is a surgeon in India who uses a very special method for cheering up his patients — dancing.
Dude Took Back Tip After Pizza Delivery Guy Complained That It Wasn't Enough
The tip seemed generous for the order, but everyone is struggling these days and it was just a bad situation all-around.
At Least 69 People Have Gotten COVID-19 Because of a Spin Class
Since the spin class, 69 people have either directly or indirectly contracted COVID-19. It's now considered a very large outbreak.