The Dumbest Ways These People Got Injured Will Make You Cringe
Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:16 p.m. ET
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When I was 13-years-old, I fell off a cliff. Everyone looking on thought I died. This may come as a shock, but I didn't. I didn't get hurt, either. I was completely fine. Some people may view that as a miracle. I choose to view that as proof that I am indestructible.
It's pretty cool knowing that nothing can ever, ever hurt me. Sure, it can get lonely sometimes, but I still think the pros outweigh the cons. See Unbreakable to get a sense of what I am talking about.
For the rest of you out there with your bodies made of paper, I hope you never have injuries as bad, or as stupid, as these.