These 35 Haircut Fails Will Make You Never Want To Try A New Hairdo
By Zachary Brenner
Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:24 p.m. ET
I've had the same haircut for 27 years and I have no idea how to explain it to people. The closest I can come is just "standard male haircut," which most people seem to understand, but is still pretty vague.
This causes some problems whenever I go to the barber and they ask me what I want. I don't want to say "standard male haircut," because they might think I am making fun of their profession. So instead I just say, "Uh, shorter."
Thankfully, that always does the trick and I leave with exactly what I wanted. Still, I am always afraid that my requests are so vague that I'll walk away looking like one of these guys.
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1. Better than a tattoo.
2. I don't know what you were expecting.
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3. Did you do that with a marker?
4. Now all the other Ricks will make fun of you.
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5. He slept on a grill.
6. That is one old baby.
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7. Is that a beard or a mask?
8. For the indecisive.
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9. Poor baby.
10. Gotta love Shrek.
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11. Nailed it.
12. Always fun to dress like your heroes.
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13. What grade are you or your child in?
14. Jesus...
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15. You missed a spot.
16. The worst of two worlds.
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17. You nearly fooled me.
18. Why wear a hat when you can grow your own?
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19. I gasped.
20. Only bangs, please.
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21. You're frightening Angelica!
22. Are you going to pick that back up?
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23. What is supposed to be happening here?
24. Stop it. We all know you are bald.
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25. I'm nothing like my dad!
26. Good enough.
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27. Your hair looks a little undercooked.
28. Her head is a veggie farm.
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29. Sigh...
30. Pretty sure I've seen adults with this look, too.
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31. Hope you had fun cleaning that up!
32. I mean, what do you even say about this one?
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