Twitter's 19 Funniest Excuses To Get You Out Of Jury Duty
By Zachary Brenner
Updated Jan. 18 2019, 8:39 a.m. ET
I served on a jury shortly after graduating college. It was fine, because I didn't have a job at that point and didn't have anything better to do.
However, if you were to ask me today to serve on a jury I would do whatever I could to get out of it. I have too many other things on my plate to worry about small stuff, like the pursuit of justice. I could simply say that I don't think I can be impartial and that normally gets you off pretty quickly. But that seems boring so I think I'll use one of these more creative responses.
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1. Does the tapeworm get a say?
2. Do you want to go against the prophesy?
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3. I think we're done here.
4. Everyone loves it when the jury jokes around.
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5. This is how I react to the law.
6. What would you expect me to do?
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7. Hahahahaha!
8. No touching!
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9. Good job!
10. Meow meow meow.
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11. I love pretending.
12. You'll get out of jury duty, but find yourself right back in the courtroom.
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13. What? This is how we used to do it.
14. Go on. Quiz me.
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15. How do you expect me to sit through this?
16. Oh boy.
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