Twitter Rediscovered Brad Pitt's 'Meet Joe Black' and Can't Believe How Ridiculous It Is
Brad Pitt's 'Meet Joe Black' is a work of cinematic weirdness and viewers are only just now realizing how awkward the movie is.
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Bride Uses IKEA Bag for Brilliant Wedding Gown Hack in the Bathroom
This bride-to-be's IKEA bag hack helped to keep her gown pristine on her wedding day and people are calling it a "genius" move.
This Tale of Office Lunch Theft Has More Twists Than a Telenovela
A man live tweeted the fallout when a coworker saw footage of their fellow colleague stealing his lunch. The story is full of twists and turns.
10 "Life Hacks" That'll Make You Roll Your Eyes, Like This Cutting Board "Trick"
There's nothing like a good life hack to make you reevaluate the world and how you've been going about things your entire life, but these are completely useless.
15 Parents Share the Pettiest Reasons Their Kids Threw Temper Tantrums
Parent and Twitter user Tom Gatti shared a story of his 3-year-old's temper tantrum and it steamrolled into a huge thread of ridiculous child-freakout-stories.
People Are Rallying to Ban This Mother From Ever Naming Another Child
Picking a name for your child is a tough choice, there are so many great names to choose from. Which is why people are wondering what the heck is going on with this mom's "name board."
Tinder's "Height Verification" for Men Has to Be an April Fools' Joke, Like These Other Stories
Everyone on the internet, from privately-operating pranksters to big brands, are pulling out all the stops for April Fools', but some of the gags are painfully obvious.
Wife Gets Sweet Revenge on Husband With Fake Grocery List
Karen Alpert was frustrated when her husband wouldn't help out around the house, so she decided to come up with the perfect revenge plan: a fake shopping list.
These April Fool's Day Pranks Are Almost Too Easy to Pull
These are the best April Fool's Day pranks for those who didn't plan elaborate tricks to play on April 1.
19 Memes to Wish Yourself or Your Friends a Very Happy Birthday
Happy birthday! Whether it's your big day or a friend's, these are the perfect birthday memes to get the celebrations started.
Plant-Sitting Mom Drops Not-So-Subtle Hint She Wants Grandkids
There comes a point in almost every parent's life where they start getting "grandbaby fever." Thankfully for Regan, her mom has a sense of humor about it.
"St. Louis Style" Bagels Have the Internet Clowning the Entire City for Its Food Habits
Apparently the "St. Louis style" for serving bagels sliced vertically like loaves of bread has upset the internet, who began trolling one STL native with other hilarious "St. Louis style" foods.
How "You Were at My Wedding, Denise" Became Everyone's Favorite New Meme
Meghan McCain's response to an insult from an acquaintance launched everyone's new favorite meme, "You were at my wedding, Denise."
These Are The Best Times The Rock And Kevin Hart Have Roasted Each Other Online
Here are the best times frenemies The Rock and Kevin Hart have roasted each other on social media.
This Kid Asked The Rock to Hang Out With Him 100 Days Straight — He Finally Responded
Jordan Baker's been tweeting at The Rock for 100 days straight because he wants to be friends.
These Memes About Living With Roommates Are Too Relatable
The idea of living with a roommate is great, until you're a few months in and realize that other human beings are literally the worst.
16 Hilarious Ways to Shut Down a Date Immediately
Here are 16 different ways you can say to abruptly end your date.
Bath Tray Manufacturers Have Some Weird Ideas About Women's Bathing Habits
If these photos for bathtub caddies on Amazon are any indication, commercial photographers have no clue what women do in the bathtub.
Pro-Tip: For Extreme Disappointment, Try These Video Game Techniques IRL
People started sharing their favorite video game techniques that just wouldn't work in real life, and they're hilarious.
Woman Snaps Photos Of Sleeping BF On Vacation, Asks Internet To Photoshop 'What He Missed'
Woman Snaps Photos Of Sleeping BF On Vacation, Asks Internet To Photoshop 'What He Missed'
30-Year-Old Man Who Was Evicted By Parents Gives Awkward Interview
This 30-year-old man who was evicted from his parents' house gives awful interview.
Guy Shares His Pre-K Drawings And Everyone Is Telling Him He Was A Genius
Guy shares his dumb pre-k drawings and everyone is telling him he was a genius.
24 Graduation Caps To Help You Forget Your Endless Student Debt
These graduations caps from the class of 2018 will help you forget your student debt.
This Wrong Number Text Troll Screenshots His Hilarious Conversations
Michael Butane has a penchant for trolling wrong number texters and people tho think that they're talking to women.
Annoying Kid on Subway Won't Move His Legs so This Guy Just Sat on Him
We've all been there: a rush hour commute and someone's taking up more space than they need out of sheer inconsideration for everyone else around them.
The Best #FreeAuntBecky, 'Desperate Housewives' and 'Shameless' Memes to Cope With the College Scandal
We are living for the College Cheating Scandal memes, especially the ones that focus on Aunt Becky.
Take This Job and Shove It: 15 Outrageous Resignation Letters
It's good advice to keep it professional when tendering your notice at a job, no matter how relieved you are to leave. But these funny resignation letters were totally worth the possible bridges burned.
The Twitter Account for "the Last Blockbuster" Is Comedy Gold
The lone store in Bend, Oregon has a hilariously unfiltered Twitter account with an impressive following.
Carpenter Keeps Trolling Entitled Customer Who Keeps Making Unreasonable Demands
An entitled customer with unrealistic deadline expectations just couldn't take no for an answer.
26 People Who Pulled off Having Zero Taste with Perfect Execution
These people put a ton of work into creating some tacky, strange, and downright ugly designs.
This Woman Found Out Her Boyfriend Was Cheating From A Jimmy John's Delivery Guy
This woman found out her boyfriend was cheating thanks to a Jimmy John's delivery guy.
Celebrate International Women's Day This Friday with These Hilarious Memes
Celebrate women all around the world with laughter. Send a lady you love these Women's Day memes.
20+ Teacher Memes That Flawlessly Capture Our Impending Spring Break Mood
If you're counting down the days until spring break, these teachers definitely have you beat.
60+ Dad Jokes You Can Use to Incessantly Pester Your Kids
It's not a good dad joke unless you die a little inside when you hear it.
People Can't Stop Laughing at Luther's Body From 'The Umbrella Academy'
Luther's body from the new Netflix show, 'The Umbrella Academy' is hilarious and deserves every ounce of ridicule it's receiving.
Dads Everywhere Are Falling for the "Olive Oil in Your Car" Prank and It's Hilarious
A surefire way to troll any dad is to display any blatant disregard for basic automotive care, and this prank does the trick.
Russians Are Obsessed With Models Eating KFC On Social Media
Models eating KFC on social media has become a big trend in Russia.
Guy "Breaks up" with His Gym-Bro Over Text and Things Get Petty Quickly
The internet's howling at this woman's post: her boyfriend's gym-bro broke up with him over text.
This Exchange Between Neighbors Over a Flood Light Is a Master Class in Trolling
A man decided that the best way to get back at his neighbor with an overly bright flood light was to troll him mercilessly. It worked.
These Women Pranked Their Boyfriends With the "I Want a Baby" Text Challenge
Twitter user @kellicopter prompted a simple challenge for women: send texts to your boyfriends that you want a baby and screencap the response.
Manager Comes up With Unusual "Punishment" for Delivery Driver Who Ruined Pizza
People are cracking up at this text exchange between a customer and a pizzeria.
Starbucks Barista Posts 'All Syrup' Order That Started A Chain Reaction
This guy didn't think he'd start such a widespread meme when he shared this photo.
These Groundhog Day Memes Perfectly Capture the Spirit of the Holiday
These funny groundhog day memes will have you laughing, whether Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow or not.
This Kid Created A Fake School Assignment After Her Mom Found Her Weed Stash
This girl was caught with conspicuous paraphernalia, but she had a hilariously creative story to cover it up.
These Memes Will (Hopefully) Help You Forget How Freezing It Is Outside
Freezing and cold weather memes that hilariously capture how everyone feels about winter temperatures.
Police Department Arrests Elsa for Cold Weather, Won't Let It Go
This Illinois police department created a hilarious photoshoot where they arrested Elsa for the brutal winter weather they were experiencing.
A Man's Satire of Peloton's Ads Highlights Their Out-of-Touch Marketing
One comedian meticulously unpacked all of the product images of Peloton's stationary bikes and highlighted how unrealistic the ads are.
Utility Employee Asks to Speak With a Woman's Dead Father in Person, So She Brings in His Ashes
Canceling a subscription service is no easy task, and sometimes companies try to squeeze extra dollars out of the deceased's families even if they're technically not alive to use said services.
A Reality Show Where Flat-Earthers Search for the Planet's Edge Could Be in the Works
Despite the mounds of evidence, there are a growing number of people who refuse to believe the world is round.
31 Fashion Crimes No Self-Respecting Human Should Ever Commit
People are sharing clothes that would terrible on everyone, no matter what.
