Woman Teams up With Domino's Worker to Get Back at the Hacker Who Stole Her Pizza
A woman has teamed up with a Domino's worker to get back at the person who hacked her account and ordered a pizza.
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23 Parents Reveal The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said
We do our best to teach our kids to be honest, but sometimes a white lie or complete silence would be infinitely more preferred than blurting out the truth.
Lip Readers Share the Most Awkward Convos They’ve Ever Overseen and It’s Straight Out of ‘Seinfeld’
From misinterpreting "I love you" to learning that Santa's not real, lip readers share the funniest conversations they've ever over-seen.
The Most Accurate Memes to Send to Your Favorite Taurus in Quarantine
Everything's better when you bring the zodiac into it, maybe even the quarantine? In honor of Taurus season, here are some funny and relatable memes.
20 Hilarious Tweets Anyone Who Grew Up With Siblings Can Relate To
Only people who have siblings understand the insanity that is life with brothers and sisters, from the endless fighting to all the love.
20+ National Sibling Day Memes to Send to Your Favorite Brother or Sister
These relatable happy Sibling Day memes pretty much sum up what it's like to have a brother or sister. Whether you love or hate yours, send these around to let them know you're thinking of them on National Siblings Day.
People Share the Weirdest Photos of Themselves They'll Never Delete from Their Phones
We all have that one photo of ourselves that is so funny that we will never delete it from our phone. This is a thread of those photos.
These Are The Most Useless Robots Humans Have Ever Built
Technology went way too far with these useless robots.
These Dr. Fauci Memes Won't Cure Coronavirus, but They Will Make You Laugh
Here is a roundup of the best memes of director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Dr. Anthony Fauci amid the coronavirus pandemic.
Memes to Celebrate 4/20 All Month Long
The hallowed international day of stoners, 4/20 is upon us once again. Click for hilarious memes about how it's 4/20 all month this year.
10 Pranks to Pull on Your Parents Without Getting in Trouble
We’ve compiled a list of the 10 best pranks that are easy, hilarious and mild to pull on your parents without getting into trouble.
Stuck Inside? Try These Innocent Pranks on Your Kids
April Fool's Day is just around the corner, and while most of us can't leave the house, there are still kid-friendly pranks to be played indoors.
These Coronavirus Memes About Working out From Home Are Way Too Accurate
Amid this current coronavirus outbreak, many are limited to home workouts. These funny workout memes perfectly describe the struggle.
16 Fauci Facepalm Memes Almost as Funny as Trump's "Deep State Department" Taunt
Dr. Fauci putting his hand over his face during a recent presser where Donald Trump made a "Deep State Department" remark quickly went viral.
People Can't Stop Laughing at the Way This Mom Would Spell Their Baby Names
A mom's proclivity for weird baby names went viral on Twitter, and the internet erupted in "alternate" spellings for their own names.
These No Sports Memes Are Just What We Need to Get Through March Sadness
Pretty much every major sporting event has been canceled in light of the coronavirus epidemic — so here are some no sports memes to cheer you up.
Memes Mocking People for Hoarding Toilet Paper Due to Coronavirus Is the Newest Trend
Coronavirus fears are at an all time high, and it's influencing people to hoard supplies, like toilet paper. Naturally, the memes followed.
These Troll Responses to Wrong Number Texts Had Hilarious Results
You could text back "wrong number" but where's the fun in that? Some responses to wrong number texts yield very funny results
Woman Replaces Costco Item Cards With "Magic Item Descriptions" to Troll Coronavirus Worriers
It seems like everyone and their mother is obsessed with the coronavirus, so why not have a little bit of fun at their expense?
25 Evil People Who Just Want to Watch the World Burn
These are evil geniuses who torture their fellow man with outlet stickers, mixed bowls of Skittles and M&M's, and so much more.
Tiny Ways You Can Reward Yourself for Doing the Bare Minimum
Everyday life is a hell-scape. We deserve to treat ourselves right. These are things you can do right this second to reward yourself for waking up today.
Customer Service Professionals Share the Most Insane Complaints They've Gotten
A surprising number of people were upset that there were no real dinosaurs on display in a museum or no real leprechauns on a tour.
These Ring Doorbell Community Posts Are so Hilarious You'll Install the App Just to Read Them
Ring doorbells are a source of unintentional comedy, and posters are taking thefts of their packages, for the most part, in stride on the app.
25 Singles Awareness Day Memes for Folks Opting Out on Love
These Singles Awareness Day memes will help you feel better about being #ForeverAlone and even make you appreciate the importance of loving yourself!
21 People Who Followed Instructions Way Too Literally
Sometimes, signs and instructions are unclear and people accidentally (or purposely) follow their instructions a little too literally.
People Share the Most Ridiculous Customer Demands They've Ever Received
People who've worked all kinds of jobs share the craziest demands they've ever gotten from from customers, and they're completely nuts.
These Are, Hands Down, the Best End Zone Celebrations of All Time
There have been some seriously memorable end zone celebrations in the NFL through the years. Let's take a look at some of the best.
People Share the Worst Email Mistakes They've Ever Made
One person shared their most mortifying email mistake, and many others chimed in to say that he was not alone.
15 Embarrassing (But Very Funny) Corrections in Major Newspapers
Editors strive to meticulously edit stories for accuracy, spelling, and grammar, but they don't catch everything. This can lead to some embarrassing but funny newspaper corrections.
Try Not Laughing at This TikTok Teen Who Got a Harmonica Stuck in Her Mouth
A teenager on TikTok thought it'd be funny to stick a harmonica in her mouth. It was all fun and games until it was lodged in there.
15 Examples of Cringeworthy "Boomer Humor"
You must be at least 50 years old to find this post funny. Here are 15 examples of boomer humor from your uncle's Facebook wall.
Guy Lies About Knowing CEO of Company to Actual CEO of Company — and Her Response Is Perfect
This CEO of a company shared a humorous exchange with some random guy at the airport, who claimed he was friends with her.
16 Hilarious Non-Emergencies Kids Thought Were Serious Enough to Call 911
These 911 responders shared the funniest calls they've received from kids.
This Police Station Trolled People About a "Highly Addictive Substance" Pushed by Girl Scouts
Police who troll folks on social media aren't exactly anything new, but to issue a "highly addictive substance" warning like this, is gold.
KFC Commissions Painting For Guy Who Discovered Their Hilarious Twitter Secret
KFC hooked this guy up with an awesome painting for discovering their secret.
People Are Sharing Their "Florida Man" Horoscopes and They're Hilarious
There's a Florida Man headline for pretty much everyone's birthday, what's yours?
This Powerpoint Proves Why Belle Would've Been Better off With Gaston
Dana Schwartz's compelling Powerpoint proves Belle made the wrong moves by deciding to side with the beast over the oafish Gaston, and it's not just because he's hotter.
Absolutely Hideous Sweaters That'll Inspire Your Best National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day Yet
Learn more about National Ugly Sweater — from its history to when it is — and enjoy these hideously inspiring holiday looks.
Denny's Roasted People Who Don't Tip On Twitter And The Backlash Was Swift
Denny's is saying what everyone is thinking to people who don't tip.
People Share the Dumbest Fights Their Families Have Ever Gotten Into
Jimmy Fallon asked people to share the dumbest things their families have ever fought over, and oh my, Twitter delivered.
In This Economy? Job Listings With Ridiculous Demands and Pay
Unemployment is at an all-time low, yet it's unbelievable what some employers try to get away with. These job postings contain giant red flags about low pay and high expectations
30+ World War 3 Memes to Troll Your "Woke" Friends Who Actually Think It's Happening
After the US killed a military leader in Iran with links to terrorism, everyone's convinced that World War 3 is upon us...and memes were made.
Weird Celebrity Quirks We've Learned From Twitter
Gene Simmons puts ice in his cereal, Russell Crowe loves maps, and Martha Stewart has a weird fixation with animal dentistry.
25 Photos That Prove People in the Past Aged Way Faster Than Today
One Twitter user asked if people in the past looked "older when they were younger," and so many people responded with pics proving that it is totally true.
Funny Twitter Thread Points out the Biggest Problem With US Health Insurance
Humor has a way of distilling the ridiculousness of things — like this Twitter thread illuminating the problem with how U.S. health insurance treats certain parts of the body.
10 Con Artists Who Are Really Bad at Their Job
Some internet scammers are sophisticated and convincing. These are not them. Check out TK very clumsy internet scammers and the targets who were not born yesterday.
Secret Santa Recipient Tries to Guilt Coworker Into Spending an Extra $100 on Them
People who were giving things away for free shared their most mind-blowing encounters.
22-Year-Old Man Blasts Family Online for Not Getting Him Enough Christmas Gifts
Reddit can't stop roasting this grown man who blasted his family for the "worst Christmas haul" he's ever had.
People Who Don't Normally Get Emotional Share What Makes Them Cry
What makes someone cry is different for every person. In this thread, people who don't consider themselves "criers" share the things they can't help shedding tears over.
15 Memes and Tweets Anyone Who Has Survived an Office Holiday Party Can Relate To
Ain't no party like an office Holiday party, because an office holiday party is mandatory. These tweets and memes capture the insanity of your office Christmas party
