New Year, New Meme: The Funniest New Year's Memes and Jokes

For many people, New Year's Eve is a pressure-filled holiday bursting with expectations. But while the new year is made out to be such a big deal, it is, in reality, just another day.

And no matter what month it is, we're still just trucking along. This year, no one cares if you sit at home in pajamas and watch the ball drop from your couch.

Enjoy these New Year's Eve memes — and happy 2024!

This person has a point. Only kiss women on New Year's Eve! The future is female anyway. You don't want to be on the wrong side of history, do you?

"New year, new me" is the rallying cry of self-improvers everywhere. But this is definitely the best way to use it. Yeah, "new year, new me." The new me is like, 75 percent Dorito. 

This is definitely the most common and worst joke you hear on New Year's Eve, so I don't blame him for his response. Anyone who says "See you next year" on Dec. 31 doesn't deserve to be your friend.

Honestly, anyone who maintains a healthy eating and exercise regimen from January to March deserves some sort of award. That's three whole months! Usually, it takes like, a week for these things to crumble.

No matter what year it is, when you wake up on Jan. 1, you gotta make sure rent is in the mail. Life goes on. It's going to be a new year, and a new chance not to put too much pressure on yourself to change everything.

We barely have a "p," if we're being honest. That's what this week is for, though, right?

*Shrug* We don't know what else to tell you!

Just take our money!

Time to stock up for new vegetables to completely ignore/forget!

... and a new year of trying to get a reservation at Dorsia.

... aaaaand we're asleep.

This kitty purrito sums up the only kind of wild night we want.

It was a simpler time.

This compilation of Seinfeld clips might as well be home videos of our New Year's Eve plans.

We really do feel for the folks who have to clean up all that mess!

And there we go, guys! It's time for us to get to bed. This has been fun.