'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' Season 14 Taglines Bring the Drama

Don't worry Real Housewives fans! The drought ends soon when The Real Housewives of New Jersey returns on Cinco de Mayo 2024. There have been several weeks without a single Real Housewives franchise currently airing, and fans are chomping at the bit for RHONJ, especially after lackluster seasons from the most recent seasons of The Real Housewives of Potomac and The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Now, as fans continue to wait, they at least have the ladies' Season 14 taglines.

Season 13 of RHONJ ended with a very fractured cast. The reunion special was wild, with Luis Ruelas on the hot seat with the husbands. They felt he was the catalyst of the majority of the issues involving them during the season. Meanwhile, Luis and Teresa Giudice brought a bodyguard to the reunion after allegedly receiving death threats. And, of course, Teresa and Melissa Gorga refused to bury the hatchet and move on, unlike the other ladies on the show.

Tagline: “It’s hard not to burn bridges when you’re on fire.”

The feuding between Melissa and her sister-in-law Teresa hasn't cooled down by any means, and based on Melissa's Season 14 tagline, the heat is very much still on. The relationship between Joe Gorga and Teresa is most likely still terrible. He refused to attend her wedding to Luis, which added to the continually mounting issues between the family members.

Tagline: “I’m a girl from Paterson, playing Switzerland, dating an Irishman.”

Keeping it sweet and simple is Dolores Catania. Her tagline is incredibly straightforward, right down to her "playing Switzerland." On a series like RHONJ, playing Switzerland is a challenge in and of itself.

Tagline: “I’m bougie, unbothered, and above your drama.”

Another straightforward tagline, courtesy of Danielle Cabral. Staying unbothered and above the drama must be a tough challenge, but it's certainly easier than trying to play Switzerland with this group of women.

Tagline: “When you’re taking cheap shots, I’m taking screenshots.”

This tagline feels like a warning from Margaret Josephs. As any Real Housewives fan knows all too well, "Receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots," could end any Housewife's foe. It seems like Margaret doesn't intend to let anyone mess with her this season.

Tagline: “If you don’t have my back, at least have a backbone.”

There is something extra poetic about a punny tagline. Especially Rachel Fuda's, as it seems more like an appeal to keep things real than the general witty, but oftentimes petty, bit of shade seen in most taglines.

Tagline: “Friends are like handbags. The fake ones are all too easy to spot.”

This tagline should be on a t-shirt. If Jennifer Aydin hasn't begun selling these yet, she should.

Tagline: “You could try to tear me down, but this tree just keeps on growing.”

Naturally, Queen Bee Teresa comes in with the most inspiring tagline, giving a nod to her personal journey as well as her current feud with her sister-in-law, Melissa.