Travis Kelce's Interesting New Haircut Is Sparking Memes

"Travis Kelce went to the barber and said, 'Just f--k my s--t up, fam.'"

Elissa Noblitt - Author
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Published Sept. 6 2024, 10:41 a.m. ET

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The NFL season has finally kicked off again, much to the delight of football fans — and Swifties — everywhere. The Kansas City Chiefs started their season with a matchup against the Baltimore Ravens at Arrowhead Stadium on Sept. 5 with A-list WAG Taylor Swift in the stands. Following rumors of a leaked "breakup contract" between Ms. Swift and tight end Travis Kelce, fans were eagerly waiting to see them back in action.

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However, when they finally made their season debut, folks couldn't help but focus on ... something else.

Indeed, it seems that Travis's new haircut drew all the attention on Thursday night, spawning memes all over the internet. Here's a look at some of our favorites.

You're not Ron ...

We did predict a Josh Hartnett renaissance, but we didn't see it going like this.

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Never cheat on your barber.

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And f--k his s--t up he did.

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We all know this guy.

It seems that partnering with General Mills to create a Kelce Brothers cereal just wasn't enough for him — he wanted to try his hand at craft beers, too.

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This haircut definitely doesn't give "impending breakup."

Remember when we mentioned that "breakup contract" between Travis and Taylor? Yeah, we think this haircut is confirmation enough that the whole thing is fake. This man is settled down.

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First (put the scissors) down. See what we did there?

It was a pretty close game, but the Chiefs ended up coming out on top in their matchup against the Ravens. If the refs took haircuts into account, we think things would have played out differently.

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Shield your eyes!

Listen, we have nothing against Great Clips — and for what it's worth, we're sure Travis is saving a lot of money on his haircuts.

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Wait, forget what we said earlier.

Hang on. Is this the hairstyle of a taken man, or is it the hairstyle of someone trying to make their girlfriend break up with them?! It's all so confusing.

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