Social Media Really Delivered on These Trump Guilty Memes — We Wish Him Well!

These are the best Trump guilty memes. No other memes are better than these. They are huge. We've made memes great again.

Jennifer Tisdale - Author
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Published May 31 2024, 1:12 p.m. ET

We are officially adding the Trump hush money trial verdict to our list of, "Where were you when," events. It follows the O.J. Simpson slow speed chase, 9/11, and of course all of COVID-19. We assume most of us were at home for that last one. On May 30, 2024, people all over the world were glued to their phones, televisions, and laptops as Trump was found guilty of "34 charges of falsifying business records," per CNN.

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A hush (money) did not fall over the internet as memes, jokes, and references to '90s television shows were made in Trump's dishonor. To be honest, it felt like the old days when we were all unified under one bit. Nothing brings people together faster than mutually taking the piss out of a really terrible person. Because it would be criminal to forget this moment, we assembled the best quips and jests the World Wide Web had to offer. Let's roast this Covfefelon!

Donal Trump in front of Trump Tower on May 30, 2024
Source: Getty Images

She'll get to you in a moment!

Making jokes about Trump are so easy, even a Sims could do it! It's the Simpsle life.

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Looking for an AI-generated verdict

Here's hoping AI gets it right this time.

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We call this the jinx part 3.

Someone get an astrologer on the horn because May 30 is definitely in retrograde for Donald Trump.

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We got another season of 'Game of Thrones.'

The only thing Stormy Daniels is sipping on, is a glass of champagne.

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Please hold space for your criminal friends at this time.

Please only joke about this to your friends who have been convicted of less than 34 felonies.

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The Big Crapple!

Please add this to Donald Trump's IMDB page!

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Trump lost half a day of skiing.

Donald Trump also has to wear four-inch heels just to make it to 5-foot-5.

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Come on, Aileen!

We're with her?

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Oh for Pete's sake.

This is the next logical step in the Pete Davidson Cinematic Dating Universe or as we call it, the PDCDU.

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Somebody check on the last six people on Facebook.

Your worst relatives are absolutely losing it on Facebook! We also wish them well.

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The Mar-a-Lago Redemption

Let's play a game. Did Donald Trump or Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption say this: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination.

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The Trump Tower got a hard rebrand.

Remember when Trump randomly tweeted LAW & ORDER!!!. Well, he probably wasn't referring to an actor who plays a beloved Law & Order character straight up roasting him into the sun. That was a nice cool glass of Ice-T.

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