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"The lack of self-control is actually astonishing."

"Well gonna get this body working and work at hooters in Cancun lol"

Kimberley Nix chronicled her experience with terminal sarcoma on TikTok. She has passed away "peacefully" in May 2024.

"How do you get Elizabeth wrong three times?" Just ask the announcer at the Thomas Jefferson University graduation ceremony.

“Everyone was legit having a good time except her."

“And I do not want to hear 'Pull yourself up from your bootstraps,' 'Work 90 hours a week.' That’s not the goal, guys!”

Grippy is not a word you should use, even if you're confident you know what it means.

“I happen to work with the state and if I have to watch your a-- cheeks hanging out again, I will call CPS.” Who's in the wrong?

“‘You don’t even know my last name don’t call me love!’ But hey I’ll totally share my tax information with you on the first date.”

'I’m 42. Parents divorced since I was 7 and I feel the exact same way!!!'

A rift between TikTok sisters Miranda and Melanie Wilking led to an investigation into the 7M “cult” featured in a Netflix doc.

“The housing in Australia is ridiculous, no one should be paying $600 a week to live in a house," one person commented.

"Yeah, I'm not going to serve you," the bartender informed her, claiming to have watched her stumble back from the bathroom.

"I'm gonna show this video to my esthetics class, we do NuFace facials all the time."

"I can’t stand when my husband maths out loud. Like, you silently math, I will silently math, and together we’ll share at the end," someone commented.

"You ate them up in the sweetest voice I’ve ever heard lmao."

Many cultures have different traditions and weddings, but it’s rare to get a peek into what an Amish wedding is really like.

“It’s embarrassing when husbands don’t know the answers,” one user contended.

It’s not easy being a new mom. But it’s even harder to be a man. One woman’s video of her husband's banana slices is concerning.

“This is like a parent trap situation but like not really,” fast-food giant Sonic commented on the video.

“It’s cute, but also, is it really that bad to teach a boy (future man) that caretaking is labor worthy of pay?”

"Mamas be going through it! And y'all laughin' lol."

"The fire marshal can easily tell if it’s arson."

One woman took to TikTok to tell us about how a woman's child was climbing all over her on a plane after she did not agree to switch seats with her.

A woman who had the police called on her for hitting golf balls at the park has the perfect response.

"Growing up realizing it's not the kids, it's the parents is crazy"

"They are so honored to be stood up for, you can tell."

"I feel like you should also whack him with each sign to replicate the sensory experience for science."

“No actually this is such a red flag — this is absolutely divorce worthy,” one commented warned.

The Markiplier filter on TikTok claims to feature the YouTuber's private parts, and it isn't clear whether he's aware.

One woman discovered two parents had taken their love for adventure too far at SeaWorld by leaving their 1-month-old with their 7-year-old. Details.

Living in NYC is not for the faint of heart. When one person’s kitchen cabinets just fall, is it worth it to live there?

"This is the best present anyone has ever gotten me," she says, before breaking down in tears.

"That's the kind of situation where I'd forget why I was there and wonder if I should be friends with the other applicants."

"The way I would have mimicked their exact stare back at them."

"Why did they not just take the pictures empty... who said yes let's photograph a STAINED mattress," one commenter pointed out.

A new TikTok term has popped up that incorporates the anxiety, depression, and OCD many young women have.

“"My cancer is in my large intestine, my small intestine, my uterus, my ovaries, basically the entire lower half of my body is filled up with cancer."

“He understands the assignment. He’s parenting."

Some people just shouldn't have credit cards. If you don't know the difference between credit limit and debt, that means you.

“Type shi” is one of those phrases that can really mean anything. But it might not be of use to elder TikTokers.

Her personal favorite is a hot dog (in a bun) with a side of mac and cheese…but how about those cranberry balls!

"...I thought now that I'm transitioning, stepping into my truth, why would I carry over a fake stage name — Crocker — that was born out of fear and safety concerns?"

"Unc" is an AAVE slang term being used online to call another user old — even if they're not actually that old.

E/n is an acronym that's in common use in fantasy and roleplaying scenarios on apps like TikTok.

"I've been in circumstances where I'm terrified [about] my next meal, I'm terrified of where I'm sleeping," he said.

“Y’all talking about the color but that man put a ROCK on her finger," a commenter pointed out.

“You are a class act, sir. You handled this perfectly,” one person remarked.

Addison Rae is no longer one of the most popular TikTokers in the world, but she's doing just fine.

The next time someone tells you you're "hot girl fit," you should consider if they're really your friend (or not).