19 Signs So Funny They Actually Make You Want To Go To Church
By Mustafa Gatollari
Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:31 p.m. ET
There are few places that do somber and solemn better than a church.
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The problem is, all that solemnity can be a bit of a downer after a while, which won't really bring in the crowds. And even though churches aren't supposed to be for-profit ventures, when you have low attendance, it looks kinda bad. Plus, there won't be as many people throwing change in that collection plate.
The question is: how do you bring people in? You could start a Christian rock-band, if you're into that sort of thing. Or you could come up with some hilarious church signs, like these holy folks did.
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1. Some are unintentionally hilarious.
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2. Like this.
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3. Others just didn't care.
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4. Others proclaimed what everyone knew deep down inside.
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5. Some church signs were so good, people provided live updates on them.
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6. The Penguins are the Lord's team.
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7. "Good boys, good boys, whacha gonna dooo..."
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8. Makes Hell seem a lot more fun...
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9. Isn't praying just like complaining, except, to God?
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10. Of course, there were puns.
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11. Church sounds a lot like trail mix.
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12. OK but what about the next, next, next, next one?
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13. That's a direct quote.
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14. Churches love Star Wars references...
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15. Like, a lot...
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16. BAPTISM, WHAT WHAT!
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17. So there.
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18. Wise words to live by.
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19. You can't fool me with your hip slang, Jesus.
Almost enough to make me want to wake up early on Sunday morning. Almost.
